*looks In Mirror* Who The Fuck Is This Fucker

can someone write a song about moth man called “the man, the moth, the legend”

i did not consent to this feeling

micheal doesn’t make it to the bathroom

if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?

you fucking coward, your scared of swears yet you paradoxically have the courage to reblog me on ur dnd podcast blog, for all your dnd podcast followers to see

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

instead of getting a personality i got a salt lamp

why can’t i gently hold the snails in animal crossing

me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system

if you are below the age of 15 i am blocking you