did i stutter?
BONK
i can’t stop send help-
PAIN. SO MUCH PAIN. IMMENSE UNCUREABLE PAIN
I really like this meme, guys
[Peter and Harley are sitting on a bench]
Tony: Why do you guys look so sad?
Peter: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Tony sits down]
Harley: The bench is freshly painted.
Tony:
gon : kill a bitch
gon : kill u bitch
gon : kill u a
gon : conclusion is that killua is a bitch that would kill a bitch
killua : >:(
took sewing classes in middle school and never stopped
ALWAYS late on memes
like he’ll say something that was funny two months ago and start laughing at himself and then get awkward when everyone’s just staring at him blankly
you can’t tell me this man doesn’t have the prettiest stretch marks
goes way too far for christmas presents and everyone feels bad when they don’t get him something as thoughtful as he gave them
he loves wigs so much
found out that iwa has a skin care routine and sobbed for half an hour even though he was the one to recommend it to him
i KNOW he tried to make a youtube channel in middle school and people at school found it and he was so embarrassed he didn’t come to school for a whole week
made chocolate covered pretzels and brought them to practice to hand out after but they all melted in his bag
now he brings prepackaged snacks for everyone instead
decorates his room differently for every season of the year
“no iwa that’s for the SUMMER decor, i can’t have it out during SPRING”
checks the mirror 100 times before leaving the house everyday because yes he wants to look good but also feels like he NEEDS to look good and gets super bad anxiety about if he looks put together or not
collects snow globes and will play the music in them when stressed
tried to tell people he had powers when he was little with terrible magic tricks and about half his class believed him
said he liked doing puzzles once and hasn’t gotten anything else for christmas from his parents since
they have a closet in their house that’s just filled with puzzles
and he and iwa do them together while drinking tea and hot chocolate
loves being home alone so he can sing as loud as he wants
spam texts people when they don’t answer him within 5 minutes
then he feels bad about annoying them
has one of those old radios that he plays when he can’t fall asleep
his alarm clock is ocean sounds
constantly complaining about how his is the hottest room in the house
tells people he doesn’t believe in astrology...but we all know he has his and everyone he knows charts memorized
wants a flower tattoo
when he listens to music he will absolutely be acting out what’s happening in the song
how about that episode, huh!! I love this little tanky werewolf druid girl
any pronouns | im 20 mainly ninjago, d20, gravity falls, haikyuu, descendants, batfam, marauders, and avatar on loop in my brain
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