I Think They Should Make More Movies About Real People But Making Them Gay Against Their Will. I Think

Me and my roommate going delirious with laughter breaking quiet hours bc of school and the impending darkness of our dorm

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Need to start a support group with people who constantly have stomach aches

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

Financial aid and loans is literally the worst part of the college experience. I would rather get mugged in the dark of the night if it meant I could forget my Barc account information.

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

The only thing to keep my company is my multiple tabs of AO3 and the one tab of strawberry shortcake crochet hats

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice