Wonderweasley - If I Am A Sword, I Am Made Of Glass

i just want a device that scans me and plays the perfect songs... tracks ive never heard before… totally random, but somehow it would know exactly what my ears have been craving

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, ’Wow, we’re identical!’ ’I dunno though, I think I’m still better looking,’ said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

Philosopher’s Stone / Deathly Hallows

“I have a strange feeling with regard to you. As if I had a string somewhere under my left ribs, tightly knotted to a similar string in you. And if you were to leave I’m afraid that cord of communion would snap. And I have a notion that I’d take to bleeding inwardly.”

— Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë,

cat behavior | 1 june 2024

Olivia Laing, The Lonely City: Adventures in the Art of Being Alone

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen