My Friend: You watching the game tomorrow? New England’s going to crush New York...
Me:
happy birthday to our favorite gentleman 🎉
Kirigiri: I have a good idea who the killer may be thanks to facts, evidence, and close analysis.
Me, an intellectual:
Shuichi...no...that’s not what he meant...
Me: I’m going to watch Bojack Horseman Season 4 and I am not going to cry!
Me, after watching Bojack Horseman Season 4:
Some Nerd: They’re milking the Persona series
Me:
Makoto: Don’t you guys see it? In her dying moments, Sayaka wrote a message that would lead us to her killer!
Leon:
Danganronpa community in a nutshell
*gently removes all ndrv3 characters from the game’s plot*
*carefully pushes the plot away with her toe, straight into a pre-prepared trash bag*
*puts ndrv3 cast into a happy timeline (in which Junko Enoshima exists only as Ryoko Otonashi) with the rest of the characters*
*wipes sweat off forehead*
“There we go, fucking perfect.”