I Declare Today A National Emergency Holiday Because Presidents Day Is Not Being Celebrated With Joy

someone please put kujo jotaro in this sweater

i can’t get better quality sorry. it’s a shirt shaped like an ocean sunfish tho if that makes it easier to understand

the painnn iswsjahahsgsj. todays gonna suck so much butt

bro i’m literally barely an adult what do you mean it’s gonna be like this forever i just had my first drink (legally) like six months ago :((

the people in youtube comment sections make me wanna delete every app but tumblr

YALL I WAS TALKING LST NIGHT TO MY PARENTS ABOUT HOW EXCITED I WAS TO DISCOVER THAT THEY MAKE STUFFED ANIMALS OF TOMATOES AND THIS AFTERNOON MY DAD WALKED IN AND GAVE ME THIS GUY

IM LITERALLY CRYING OVER A TOMATO

my parents don’t always understand me but they always do their best to make me smile and honestly this little guy could not have arrived at a better time. i love my parents. it’s complicated but it is really love.

honestly you could say pretty much anything nowadays and an appropriate answer could be “in this economy?”

mista is anxious about fours being bad luck because he saw four bad luck stones on his way to fight scolippi! please tell me i’m not alone in thinking this! i know he brings up the topic of his childhood neighbour and the kitten chosen from four clawing his eye out but maybe it wasn’t seen as bad luck by him until he started getting nervous about fours after the scolippi arc? am i tripping? please you guys this is important to me

commission for @peach-dogs!

sheer leg attack

me: computer, imagine a triangle.

computer: no sweat man. im doing it.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: you know it.

[several hours later]

me: can you imagine another one?

computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.

Hey, hey. JJBA fandom. Look at me. Look at me. Serious talk time.

Before Steel Ball Run is animated. I want to make this CLEAR. As a disabled person myself

Do not call Johnny crippled. Do not make jokes at the expense of his disability. Do not make "funny" comments about how he has to move across the ground when fighting/not on Slow Dancer. Do not call him ANY slurs, period. Do not act like he is feeble or weak. He is a grown ass man. Do not treat his disability like a tragedy. The circumstances that LED UP to his disability is horrible. It's sad. But his disability itself is not a tragedy. Nobody's disability is a tragedy. Ableism is. Do not make "jokes" or insensitive comments about "well how does he use the bathroom? Does he get a boner and feel that?" He uses the bathroom like a human being. He's fictional but your asshole comments are real. Don't ask shit that you would be rightfully snapped at by a disabled person for.

Think about what you say before you fucking say it. A lot of disabled peers are reading what you put in the tags. I'm saying this all PREEMPTIVELY. Because I know it has happened in regards to Johnny before, and it WILL only get worse once the animated part comes out.

Treat Johnny as a human being. Not as inspirational. Not as tragic. Not as something other than what he is. A human being who lives with a disability. He is a fictional man. But he is depicted with a REAL LIFE disability. A disability those who may watch the show can see how you fucking think of them when you say shit like "Lol Johnny has a sit not a stand." Not funny. Fucking knock it off. And I know I sound AGGRESSIVE AS HELL but I don't think I should be entirely soft with my blows here. This is serious. Your ableist jokes are not funny. They never will be. And your true fucking colors shine through when you make those jokes. Be better.

If you clown on this post, I will fucking block you. I'm not taking blows like this and just letting it slide. I am disabled.