I Want A Girlfriend Who Will Take Me Out On Dates, Surprise Me With Little Gifts, And Breed Me Daily.

Tag game gang :3

Tagged by @cakeboxie <3

Last song: Take me to Church by Hozier

Currently Watching: Dungeon Meshi (or Delicious in Dungeon for dub :3), solo leveling and The Bad Batch

Three Ships: Marcille/Falin, Charlie/Zev, Karlach/Me

Favourite Colour: Royal Purple or Blood Red

Currently Consuming: Slurpeee

First ship: fuck if I know tbh

Birthplace: Canadian Texas

Relationship Statues: Taken x2(3?)

Last movie: Nimona

Currently working: Gay keychains

Got no one to tag but please join! It’s fun and interesting!

do you think dragons' tails wag when they're happy? Imagine kissing your dragon partner on the head and then there's a huge crashing sound as their tail thuds back and forth causing unimaginable damage to their surroundings.

in this house its either fuck ai 🚫 or fuck ai 🍆

hooters but it’s butch arms, butch waiters with muscle tees on

tgirl who gets visibly disappointed when she finds out that estrogen injections come from the tip of a syringe and not from the glans of a sadistic alien plant mommy.

Heavy resistance play + going under once = good

Snapping out of it + realising you WANT to go under again because it felt so good = great

STILL resisting because you don’t know whether it’s you or the hypnosis that wants it + giving in and going under a second time?? = perfect

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A DRAGON