girlthings that are also animals love it when you praise and pet them soooo much that they turn into a blushy nonverbal mess. @ which point you can easily lead them away to a secondary location
I would absolutely sit beside you but only if even look in my general direction
Also by bag is very based on my irl bag with which I tend to carry a lot of random stuff hehe
I unfortunately have no one to tag but if you see this you should join! No pressure but it’s fun!
come do the "would you sit next to me" picrews i found on twitter (and tumblr) with me!!
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1873485
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/230275
(no pressure) tagging: @kazemiya @ainescribe @thalaglia @dustofthedailylife @venusflwers @kaeffeinee @soleillunne @manager-of-the-pudding-bank @catcze @euniveve @snobwaffles @haliyamori @jingyuansbird @faesther @oveloof @heiayen @akiayama @https-furina @achy-boo @zhongrin @twanette @vennnnn-diagram @mhiieee @realkavehgf @yinyinggie ++ everyone else who wants to do it!! if you see this you're automatically tagged. no pressure though hehe
Overhaul
i'm a loser femme btw. i have no idea how to flirt and how to respond to flirting. glancing at me in the right way is enough to make me a flustered mess, let alone flirting with me. the moment i find out a girl is into me my brain just stops working. like, oh, you're into me? well uhmm wanna fuck oh sorry i mean you're so pretty uhh i mean kiss me fuck sorry i uhm ummm...
if you don’t think fat people are hot that is a you problem and a skill issue and i don’t ever wanna hear it also maybe die
happy friday :3
Shotgunning vodka into a girl's mouth and then striking her in the gut so it burns her throat when she coughs it back up <3
Well I do have some big knockers and thighs
I'm perfect for cuddling, I grew my own pillows :3
Find a dragon and tell them how much they mean to you! Give them gifts you know they will love! Kiss their giant snout! Give them another kobold for their army/collection! Fuel our ego and appreciate us, it’s our day after all!
The ultimate funishment
Turns out when a girl who gets off everyday can't get off she goes a wee bit crazy. Especially when the only reason she can't is wanting to be good
Gods how much I want to pull at a butch's carabiner. Pull them into a kiss by their shirt and pull at their carabiner so I can grind against them better. hands slowly wandering to the back pockets of their jeans so I can hold on better. PLEASE I NEED A BUTCH TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET <3
let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours
22 she/it 18+ only blog, minors DNI Just your local gay poly trans girl just horny posting and simping for my friends and partners Don't worry I don't bite too hard ;3
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