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Hiiiii lovely! What if with how Levi is when we meet him and he’s leaving but can still here Mc stupid turns to another brother and says “he’s fucking hot! is he always like that?” then develops a huge very obvious crush on him for the rest of the time there how would all the brothers and Levi react

levi's fkn hot

includes: levi x gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

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“and who’s this?”

levi stiffens as your eyes find his, boring into his skull with an intensity he’s never felt before. what is thus feeling? what are you looking at him? “i’m leviathan, avatar of envy,” he stutters out, wishing he could flee back to his room.

“he’s the third-born, just under me,” mammon says with a lazy wave of his hand. “but really, he’s just a boring otaku so it’ll probably be best to leave him alone.”

your eyes sharpen at this. levi doesn’t argue, knowing it’s the truth. he’s much happier surrounded by his games and figurines and doesn’t want to get involved with you. shouldn’t want to get involved with you.

“nice to meet you, goodbye,” levi says quickly, turning on his heel and hastening back to his room. he can still hear you and mammon talking, and out of some morbid curiosity he pauses out of sight, wondering what you have to say about him.

“see,” mammon says, “boring. and good for nothing.”

“that’s rude,” you say, and levi wishes he could see your expression.

“what? c’mon,” mammon wheedles. “levi’s just a gross otaku. he’s got no social skills, his only cool power is summoning lotan, and asmo said he was the ugliest out of us all so he doens’t even have good looks.”

“jeez, you’re mean,” you scoff. “while i can’t say anything about the first two points since i don’t know enough, i can tell you you’re wrong on that last part. he’s not ugly. i’d say he’s pretty fucking hot, actually. is he always like that?”

levi can hardly hear mammon’s sputtering over the sound of his blood rushing. not only did you stick up for him but you also thought he was-

he was having an embarrassment overload!

quickly making it back to his room, levi falls into his bed, smashing his heated face into the pillows. god, he was melting. hopefully, you’d continue to feel that way even if you get to know him better.

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i relate to so many of these...i would love to be a mom but theres so many reasons that i cant

Reasons not to have children

- each good enough on their own, if you ever feel like articulating why you’re child-free (non-exhaustive list).

Because you don’t want children;

Because you don’t like children;

Because they are not suited to your temperament;

Because you don’t want to be benevolent, patient, kind and didactic;

Because they are too time-consuming;

Because they are too expensive;

Because you don’t think you have the right kind of voice for bed-time stories; or the will to tell them;

Because they are too noisy;

Because you love quiet and peace over everything else;

Because you want to be able to wake up when you want and not when they wake you up; because it would be detrimental to your sleeping-in;

Because it would be detrimental to your hobbies;

Because your living space is too small and you don’t want to change it;

Because cats are enough;

Because it would be a threat to your health;

Because you don’t want to pass down your genes;

Because you don’t want that kind of ‘immortality’;

Because you don’t want to go through nine months of pregnancy;

Because the thought of having a child grow inside you gives you the creeps;

Because you don’t want to go through the pains of childbirth;

Because you don’t trust the medical system to have your best interests at heart;

Because it would be detrimental to your career;

Because you don’t want to slave away at a job you hate to earn enough money to raise them;

Because you don’t want to have to worry about having enough money to raise them;

Because you don’t want the hassle of trying to ‘have-it-all’;

Because it’s a huge responsibility;

Because children deserve more than what you’re willing to give;

Because the world is a misogynistic place; because the world is a homophobic place; because the world is a racist place;

Because you would never have a good night of sleep ever again;

Because you would worry all your life about them and their well-being;

Because the world (and men) hates everything that is different;

Because you can’t guarantee they’ll be in good health;

Because you cannot protect your children from everything;

Because at some point they’ll be hurt and there’s nothing you can do about it;

Because you don’t know what today will be made of; because the world might be a bleak place in twenty, in thirty years; and what life a child would have then?

Because who are you to inflict life on a child?

Because you think less people on the planet can’t hurt the climate;

Because you don’t have the community to support you through it;

Because your mother’s wishes are not your own;

Because no-one is entitled to children or grandchildren;

Because your being fine acting as a doting aunt doesn’t bind you to anything more;

Because it’s hard to do alone and the last thing you want is to rely on a man;

Because children are often used by men against their mothers to trap them into abuse;

Because you don’t want to do what is expected of you—be a silent and meek housewife;

Because you hate the stereotypes attached to motherhood; because you don’t want them to be attached to you; because you know you don’t need to have children to change people’s opinions on motherhood;

Because you don’t want to be forever tied to a man;

Because you don’t fancy yourself into a supportive role for the rest of your life;

Because you can’t guarantee you’ll love them;

Because you can’t guarantee you won’t hate them;

Because you don’t know how to raise them; because you don’t think you can find a way to raise them and have them turn out right;

Because you don’t want to birth more misogynists—the world already has enough;

Because being a mother is not inevitable;

Because you’re not suited to motherhood;

Because being a woman doesn’t mean that you’ll be a mother one day;

Because you’re a lesbian; because this obsession with children is very heterosexual-centred and couldn’t be further from your priorities;

Because you want to be independent;

Because you want to live alone;

Because you want to achieve your dreams;

Because you’re busy with you own life;

Because you don’t want to make that kind of commitment—now, or ever;

Because you’re selfish*;

Because your life is valuable on its own; because you don’t need to have children for your life to hold worth;

And finally, because no man is entitled to your body, because you don’t have to justify to them your own decisions, feel free to use this one liberally:

It’s none of your business.

*That’s not a bad thing. You’re entitled to a life of your own, you’re not here to serve everyone else.

my dad asked me today "how do you still watch music videos" i laughed in his face

YOU.