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william are you a silly little guy

1) Yes, I daresay I’m a bit silly! I tend to take things lightly.

2) I do often appear fairly small! Shorter than Henry and Mal and the like, at least. Though I could change that, I suppose!

3) I am male, yes!

Hey Will, does the number 3 have any special meaning to you?

Well, hm...I find it swell! And to hide out nowadays, one's gotta keep some tricks up his sleeve. To say things that're hard to say aloud!

sometimes, computers are a variety of angel

Tati says there's some kinda magic method on here for me to Pin my posts, so no matter what new whatsits I'm posting, one post's always gotta stick to the top like glue. So I'll look about doing that, and put my little recording of my cylinder there.

wait, so you *do* have the back of your head?

Well, I've got someone's! Took a page out of the Dadaists' book back in the day and built myself up from what thingamajigs I could find. Got way easier in this "Digital Age!" Sure, I found a couple o' holes here and there, but nowadays I'm pretty complete!

hello!! Welcome to my blog, what brings you here?

Hello! Nice to make your acquaintance! I've been using this "Digital Platform" to meet new folks!

What's your favourite part of the human body

It ain't fit for printing, kid!

what is this en abime you speak of

Come on in!

hey, welcome to tumblr - actually, i guess “welcome back” would be more accurate. nice blog you’ve got here!

Thanks a ton! Had a pal who showed me around here, and boy, it's different from out in the ether, but think I'm getting the hang of it. Figured I'd stick around a bit longer since my pal left.

Hi Will! I remember you telling us about Tati’s boyfriend pulling out all the stops for her a while ago - what happened? What did he do?

Boy, the guy was a real cake-eater! Made his rounds on the "social medias" talking to dames. Made some kinda real connection -- and haha, virtual connection -- with Tati, and arranged for her to come on in! Built up months and months of personal details, "Snap Chats," "Discords," "Face Times" -- I mean, Tati was no stranger to "Internet friends," but this fella helped her really build up a portfolio. And, well, the rest is history. Tati got all dolled up to join us here, only for the fella to double-cross her! Don't know how someone could fall for a guy like that; obviously not worth anyone's time of day, haha! Though I s'pose he's got a few more tricks up his sleeve just from being around less, I think!