You More Of A Tea Guy Or A Coffee Guy?

Hello, folks!

I'm Will, just another friendly face! Another friendly face! Lookin' to make the "Interwebs" a friendlier place! Don't mean no harm! Don't mean no harm!

Now, I usually reside en abime, but I've grown quite fond of this joint. I've built a swell home here for me and my handsome fella, Henry. Only problem is, someone's tryin' to kick us out, and we need your help to stand our ground!

im h enry. we l ike i t here!

You know how nice it feels to settle down, don't ya?

So I ain't askin' for much, just leave a "Like" or "Reblog" if you'd care for us to stay! Enjoy your day!

this i s bogu s. stop tre ating me like i' m an idi o t. i wa sn't go ing to go here, bu t i know wh at he's don e, and i think what yo u're up t o is wo rse. it's ba d things en ded up th e w ay they did. but wi ll rea lly thoug ht it wo uld wor k. we w ouldn't ev en be ha ving th i s con versati on if i t had wor k e d. and be sides. yo u knew an d clearly didn' t thi nk it would work... but let him g o th rough with it a nyway to g et yo u r re ven ge. is i t bet ter to trick yo ur fri e n ds tha n mes s u p a li tt le whi le you 're try ing to help the m? and ov er eve rythi n g. will m ight've not go ne about i t the ri ght way, but he 's been s weati ng hi s as s off try ing t o fi nd wh a t's missing a nd le t us le a v e th i s aw ful place o nc e an d fo r al l. al l yo u'v e been d oing is put ti ng m y g o o d budd ie s i n da ng er to w hat... gr o w yo u r cult? go on a pow er tri p? beca use yo ur wh o le h e a v e n schtic k is w earing thin, ta ti. y ou can ' t let your so - cal le d ang el s kn o w tha t w e're in h e ll. i'm gon na stick w ith the one p erson wh o's doing an ything ab out it, if that's alr ig ht wi th yo u. s o rry.

h e l l o 🤍

i h a t e h a t e h a t e to do this. but we've reached a t i p p i n g point. i can't s t a n d to stay silent.

and i think or at least h o p e some of you a n g e l s are voting for will without understanding the g r a v i t y of what he did. 💔

i have r e c e i p t s though.

will is dangerous, unstable, unruly, and m e a n .

he is a t h r e a t to me, to you, and to our b e a u t i f u l p r i s t i n e f r a g i l e h e a v e n.

y o u have the power to make him leave peacefully.

don't let him l i e any longer.

@williamy3w what do y o u have to say about t h i s❔

have you (or any of the others) ever considered uploading any of big red box's songs to spotify? i'd love to be able to listen to them more easily!

Huh! I ain’t ever ventured that far before. Besides, I figure Henry’s gottem all stored up right now, wherever he is. But I’m sure he’d consider!

Hello, pals!

So we ain't doin' too hot in this standoff, so we figured we'd make a li'l' somethin' for ya. Now, we ain't the type to play dirty like @fortunateisle, so there won't be any slander from these fine upstandin' fellas, but here's a li'l' token for you to show your support! Don't forget to vote!

Who are you?

The name's William! Come on in!

Hello, you.

what exactly do you feel or think when you touch something? just in general

Wahoo! Or if the surface ain't pleasant -- Yeowch!

In all seriousness, I figure I feel whatever it feels like. It's a li'l' tougher to discern in this "Digital" age. Pixels are sharp unless there's a lotta them, in which case I s'pose it's almost fuzzy? Things out there have more variety, y'know? Graphite rubs off on ya. Ink on parchment's hard to differentiate from the parchment itself -- it's caught in the li'l' fibers of the stuff. Pictures caught on those "Polaroids" feel smooth and almost oily.

If there's some kinda description attached to a "Digital" thingamajig, I can feel that information, I s'pose. I've visited a sailor's tattoo or two in my time, so I know what skin feels like, y'know?

hi will! back with another song recommendation!!! im not sure how familiar you are with the blues but this is a delta blues song so it's in a style that should've originated somewhere around your time (20s? 30s? which is it anyway) and the lyrics reminded me a lot of you!

Wow! Love this tune — real catchy! Some of us are born to lose!