Okay But We're Not Talking About Brennan's Cute Little Silly Expressions Enough This Episode. I KNOW

going through it, here's a kim kitsuragi santino

I heard we were doing billsonas?? i feel like bill would think that testosterone shots were hilarious and would totally screw up my entire body from doing multiple at once for the pain lmao

i think he'd get along with my cat Silco- they're both idiots with one eye lol

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

no field autopsy necessary

bill cmon man this is getting embarrassing

Bolascore dancing n singing to day and night

yeah.

bonus:

i love how each person has their own unique spin on human bill. that always felt like the truest, most genuine bill to me, not going “well he wouldn’t look like THAT!” but instead going “bill can look like anything he wants, and he changes forms so frequently that each person will see a different face as bill cipher”

Retired Timelords 😃