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looking at lupin makes me self-conscious of my butt when swimming

Just casually shopping at Costco.

[ Cw — eproctophilia ]

Lately I’ve been obsessed with the thought of J0nat/han and Sp33dWag0n traveling to go and fight D10, spending time together and roughing it outdoors as they travel.

More specifically though, I’ve been thinking about poor J0nath/an having many gassy issues on this trip. He’s used to a life of pure luxury, not eating sloppy greasy dinners over a campfire!

With his size and strength, his farts are just as powerful, and he’s so embarrassed as he tries to hold it until Sp33dWag0n is at least asleep. Just imagining such a strong man curled over next to his pal in bed, his hole quivering so desperately to release a surely deep and brassy fart that will make both of them need to get up from their sleeping bags. He needs to push it out so bad, but he’s a gentleman, he can’t do that!

Bonus points if Sp33d pretends to fall asleep so he can enjoy the sounds of his mate groaning and whining as he presses on his taut belly and let’s out deep, rumbling farts that stink so badly from his recent diet...

Photographe : NICK MESH

[ Farting ] - https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/dc35d079-73cc-4a04-ae29-71bffc01a445#q7dwBnd1

[BOTH FARTING] - https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e5a447a1-ab30-4ece-84a5-0b920dfb16da#dedY8dC0