In Light Of All The Snowy Weather My Area Is Having, Consider:

so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

Character B wakes up in hospital and is surprised to see their friends/team all there, in varying degrees of alertness.

“Why are you all here?? Don’t you have important things to do??” B asks Character A, the only one fully awake.

A gives them a perplexed look, “‘Cause we care about you, dumbass, that’s why.”

Poor dude can’t catch a break,,,

Random Whump Generator

I made a whump generator! Here’s the link and please tag me in whatever it inspires you to make!

Here’s a few examples of what you might get!

Thanks for the tag, Dot :))

Yes I am a pale motherfucker unfortunately jdjdjsj

Tagging((with no obligation)): @straight-to-the-pain @probablyarmedpossiblynot @5000angryspiders @lektric-whump @lave-whump @spookyboywhump @starrysky-whumpfics @whumper-boi and anyone else who wants to

P.s. Sorry if I keep tagging you in these, I’m still pretty new here and I don’t really know many folk, just dm me or send me an ask to stop :))

@thedeductionmistress you would really like this one :D and @cosmicqueerlove, @quirkykayleetam, @maison-simon, @mercuryrosegarden, @himbotaako, @someallpowerfulforce and anyone else who wants to, give it a go!!

This is crazy :00 Thank you so much @whumper-boi for tagging me 🥺

Gender: He/him but they is cool too ((you know ya boys having a constant gender crisis))

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 5’1 pray for me

Time: 9:54pm babey

Favourite band: Gosh so so many djdjsj to name a few?? AJR, mcr, glass animals, tally hall, the correspondents, half alive, pomplamoose, ok go, caravan palace, lemon demon, idkhow, mother mother, foster the people, lyre le temps??

Solo singers: Again so many but uhh?? Hozier, dodie, gerard way, and I weirdly cant remember many at all lmao so Ill also say Im very into musicals

Following: 212 fjdjejje

Followers: 91 and thats so crazy

Last show I binged: Superstore! I was looking for somewhere to stream it for ages then it was added to Netflix out of no where it was brilliant :00

When I created this blog: 19th January, just over three weeks :00 Just a young blog aha

Last thing I googled: “Where to watch Broadchurch” lmao. Sadly, no options available to me in this country- Alas, Im sure Ill find something :P

Why I chose this URL: *blank* time babey is a phrase I use literally every day aha, its just fun sounding

Hours of sleep: Probably around 8 last night?? Used to have an awful sleep schedule but I’ve gotten a lot better :)) Only issue is Im going to bed a bit late and therefore waking up late also

Lucky number: Maybe 4 or 12??

Instruments: I play quite a few, actually! I do voice, ukulele, piano, banjo, guitar and a little bit of drums and violin :))

Favourite food: It sounds gross but one of the only meals I eat is pasta in chicken stock with some buttered bread. Thats Autism™️ for ya

Favourite song: Oh jesus christ far too many djdjkw maybe “Pork Soda” by Glass Animals, “I will, tonight” by The Brobecks, or anything from the Neotheater album by AJR :))

Dream trip: Hmmm idk Im not really a travel sort of guy. Though, there is a museum in Sanok, Poland- The Beskiński one- that seems incredibly interesting. But Poland isn’t exactly a friendly place for my folk.

Dream job: Honestly, who knows. About to start an acting and theatre course in college but other things Ive really considered are ethical hacking and being a conservation ranger ((Id like to start an environmental group for teens, I think its a great way to connect with yourself and nature)) or go into music

Nationality: Scottish :))

Tagging:

@whumpsorbetism @aceofwhump @ledmixtape @livi-asdfghjkl @appalachianapologies @5000angryspiders @lave-whump @probablyarmedpossiblynot @straight-to-the-pain @lektric-whump @vampirelecter

No pressure! Im pretty new here so I don’t really know many people dhdjsjjs If I didn’t tag you and you see this feel free to do it anyway :)) And sorry if someone already tagged you and I didnt noticr aha

interview tag ! ✨

the rules are to answer questions and tag some blogs you are contractually obligated to know better :)

tagged by @stardustcityhag

gender: she/her

star sign: Taurus

height: 5'3″

time currently: 9:16 PM

birthday: May 17th

favourite band/group(s): Fleetwood Mac, Angus and Julia Stone, Smoke Trees, The Wailin’ Jennys, Tegan and Sara, The Weepies, Heart, The B52s, I could go on and on I’m a total audiophile

favourite solo artist(s): Dolly Parton, Stevie Nicks, City Girl, Renee Fleming, Joyce DiDonato, Susan Graham, Billie Eilish, Ingrid Michaelson, Kacey Musgraves, etc (see above L O L)

last show you binged: Letterkenny! “you’re spare parts, aren’t ya bud?”

when you created your blog: this one I started in last year during quarantine because I had been off Tumblr for quite some time due to life things but now I have aaaaall the time in the world UGH

last thing you googled: cars, I need a new one because I’ve beat my poor old Honda to death 

why i chose my URL: Janeway is BAE, duh

how many people are you following: wouldn’t you like to know ;)

how many followers do you have: don’t know, not that invested in it really, this is all just star trek screaming into the void and I’m happy if literally even one person responds ahahaha

average hours of sleep: at least 7 or 8. this bitch gotta sleep, yo.

lucky number: 4 because it’s such a lovely, even number 

instruments: I play a real mediocre ukulele and I used to be a classically trained singer but if you don’t use it ya lose it apparently

favourite food: sushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and also my grandma’s fried catfish and hush puppies

favourite song: at present I can’t get enough of Jenny by Studio Killers, check it out ;)

dream trip: Scotland and Ireland, go see the ancestral homelands

what i am currently wearing: long sleeve t-shirt of my brother’s old college soccer team and some hella expensive (but like. the Most Comfy) yoga pants from Balance Athletica (I will sing their praises til the end of time, y’all go check them out)

dream job: idk man, I keep thinking about going back to school for like. woodworking/carpentry or some shit. I really just wanna make stuff with my hands.

nationality: American

tagging @blackcat2016, @captaincarriekathryncoffee, @setyourphaserstoslutty, @queenology, @mylittleredgirl, and @miralparis but y’all are totally not obligated :*

also anyone else who wants to join!

sickness prompts send a prompt, get a drabble.

right as rain: [character] says they’re fine right before collapsing.

in plain sight: [character] does everything to hide their cold.

snoozeville: [character] falls asleep somewhere that isn’t their bed.

bed bargain: [character A] won’t stay in bed. [character B] convinces them.

please be okay: [character] isn’t feeling well, causing them to act differently.

conversationalist: [character] rambles in their sick state.   

shut up: [character] doesn’t want any reminders about being sick while they recover. 

so dramatic: [character] complains about their cold.

careful care: it’s hard for [character A] to accept help. [character B] knows which care methods are “acceptable”. 

speechless: [character] can’t talk because of a sore throat.

dreamer: [character] talks in their sleep.

vacancy: [character] forgets where they are.

oh no: [character] gets sick at the worst possible moment. 

by your side: [character] is sick and wants company.

whatever: [character] reluctantly accepts help. 

health bar: [character] doesn’t get sick? think again!

moo: [character] isn’t very sick and milks it anyway.

double trouble: [character] is sick and injured. 

manner minded: [character] remembers their good manners while sick. 

all about me: [character] loves the attention they receive while sick. 

error 404: [character] refuses to admit they’re sick.

got germs: [character A] and [character B] are sick.

play the part: [character] pretends to be sick.

but it’s true: [character] has been known to fake being sick, but this time they’re actually sick.

“When was the last time you ate??”

“That’s none of your business.”

“Well I’m making it my business!”

Hii! I am absolutely obsessed with ypur blog. Anyways, do you have any favorite passing out or fainting prompts/troupes? I’m an absolute sucker for them 💀

Saaaame. Fainting whump is one of my very favorites (not all that fun irl but great in fiction!) I’ve got plenty of favorites:

Whumpee apologizes or tries to reassure the others that they’re fine or “just tired” but they can’t even finish their sentence before they go down 

A whumpee who’s just expended a ton of their strength and collapses in the middle of a battle/escape attempt and has to be dragged out by the others

Whumpee’s been drugged and they’re reduced to just confused, anxious mumbling/pleading weakly for the caretaker as they sink toward the ground

Fainting in the middle of a hug is just *chef’s kiss* because the other person might not realize it right away until the whumpee’s sagging limply into them

Caretaker trying to catch them but getting dragged down by their dead weight, forced to awkwardly steady them

Passing out from a high fever because that’s a lovely two-for-one

Passing out and hitting their head on something on the way down, because that’s also a two-for one

Or fainting and falling into a body of water, now they have to be dragged out before they drown

Fainting to fall down the stairs and being found by their panicked loved one(s) lying limp at the bottom

Caretaker hearing a crash from the other room and rushing in to find them on the floor

Fun stuff! I devour content like this XD

Guess who screwed his fingers going sledging yesterday lmao. Nothing much but I like how the plasters look :))

And you can’t really see it but I did something to my right hand?? Not sure what, but its swollen and pretty sore, must of smacked it. And they seem to have mostly faded but my left hand got all scratched up.

Shouting and protesting, character A is roughly held back as they’re forced to watch character B get hurt