Tbh The Pope Dying A Day After D Vance Isn't That Great. I'd Have Died On The Spot On Account Of Breathing

school uses your hopes and dreams as fertilizer

ngl if i saw captain america in the ice i'd just let him sit there. stay cold homie

now, i know you need to know how to use this. it's very simple.

woman: *expresses interest in a male, a certain type of food, or activity*

you: are straight girls okay???

alternatively-

woman:* partakes in an activity or a tradition that poses a threat to no one, and harms nobody's feelings*

you: lmaoo white women are so basic

And there you go! now you can actively be mean and demeaning towards women, because hey, they're white and straight! you said so! everybody will love you too, because you're fighting the oppressor, right? Yay!

hey y'all! no you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!

i will pay for my sins

i'm cozy :) in bed :)

what detergent does moon knight use

not now kitten, mommy's busy decomposing and providing nourishment to the local flora

normalize being the backup friend. some of us are just the wheels mounted on the backs of those suvs.

life is just humiliating yourself over and over and learning to live with the inherent shame of being alive !! do what makes you happy !! it is impossible to live life without embarrassment, so why bother trying !!