Suddenly I Feel Unsafe

i would never put myself in your shoes because 1. my feet ouchy and 2. they ugly as hell

hottest thing a man can do is respect women

*opens pistachio for you* get loved

done begging the cia. come on m16. please m16. i am on my knees begging you. we know you hate trump and elon. come on. you love your fish and chips piss city. save it baby. snipe him. exile him. i don't know. send james bond the americans will give you 1000 tea. many tea. they will lift it back up from the harbor and gift it like baby. they will stop eating hamburger. they will spell color as colour come on. pls pls pls

why can i no longer see the number of people who disliked the youtube video i need to round up the fellow haters and sound the rallying cry

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

i be putting the carbon in carbonara

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating