Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Knew I Wanted To Be Fat London Housecat Named Lady Who Does Nothing

Tiles.

mothers store all their love in pickles and tupperware

Catwalk

one day my father will sneeze so hard that the sun will explode prematurely

people say 'crossdressing' like you're crossing the enemy lines from the land of Boring But Luckily Manly Polo Shirt With Khakis to the nation of Cute Feminine Uwu Tutu With Sparkles . true. but still

she'll die on the inside after a few 'growing up sessions' in school

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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