I Wholeheartedly Agree With This... We Are Not Insane Enough For Them.. We Need To Step Our Game Up..

here's a random doodle while i have a fist fight with my artblock

🗡️ Clipped Wings

Clipped Wings: After living a life in seclusion due to an over protective father, you sneak away to experience life as it really is. Slowly building up the woman you always wanted to be, your quiet life is interrupted when you meet a rather elastic boy and his crew. This is just the beginning of trouble and your carefully crafted life starts to crumble around you. The past never really stays in the past, and now it has come knocking. In more ways than one.  

Overall Warnings: Blood, Gore, Violence, Explicit Language, Explicit Material (Unprotected Sex is a No No).

To Note: Dracule Mihawk x Reader, NAMED!FemReader, Some physical features have been given (hair & eye color).

(Current) Total Word Count: ~k

Legend:

❗ = Explicit Sexual Material

🩸 = Blood/Gore

🗡️ Chapter One

🗡️ Chapter Two

🗡️ Chapter Three 🩸

🗡️ Chapter Four ❗🩸

🗡️ Chapter Five 🩸

🗡️ Chapter Six 🩸

🗡️ Chapter Seven

🗡️ Chapter Eight

🗡️ Chapter Nine

🗡️ Chapter Ten ❗

🗡️ Chapter Eleven 🩸

🗡️ Chapter Twelve 🩸

🗡️ Chapter Thirteen 🩸

🗡️ Chapter Fourteen 🩸

Date Published: M/D/Y

Date Completed: M/D/Y

Last Edit: 9/30/23

Studying the masks

Posting my old Sanji art here because they were hardly seen on Xitter, and I think maybe you guys might like them.

Just a heads up, these drawings were made specifically to torture @crimson-hybrid

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This is my first Sanji art. Yes, I am well aware it's a butt shot.

Here's more of them...

And this one is based on a Taz Skylar edit on tiktok that was shared with me. It's messy, I know. I had to speedrun it while the idea was hot in my brain.

If this post does well, I might upload some more, I dunno 😅

These posts are cousins to me.

finally drew something that i feel good with... after a few months :'D

He's just a little guy!! He hasn't done anything wrong!!

Very pro weird girl. Not budging on that.

Low-effort headcanon that no one asked for.

But laughter is the best medicine and I need lots of laughter right now.

So here's the boys as comedic tropes.

Stand-Up Swashbucklers

OPLA! Sanji, Zoro, Shanks, Mihawk, Buggy

SFW

Stupid af, sorry in advance

Sanji

Corny Pick-Up Lines

"Just blinded by your beauty."

"Love, I hope you have a license for those eyes, because I've never encountered a deadlier weapon."

"I've been dabbling in interior design lately, and I think you'd make a fine addition to my bedroom."

"I haven't been a pirate for long, but I'm certain you have to be the greatest treasure in all the seas."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a few more times?"

Zoro

Dry One-Liners

"Don't like what you see, look away."

"Did you take lessons on being an asshole or is it a natural talent?"

"If I promise I'll miss you, will you leave me alone?"

"You should write a book. How To Be A Miserable Failure: For Dummies."

"Your ass must be jealous of how much shit comes out of your mouth."

Shanks

Bad Puns and Dad-Jokes

"I could take you...with one arm tied behind my back."

"What's wrong with me? Well, you could say I'm not all there."

*pointing at a keg of ale* "I'd tap that."

"I used to shave every day, but this beard, well, it sort of...grew on me."

"I'd offer you a hand, but I really haven't got one to spare."

Mihawk

The Lord of the Roasts

"Oh, come now Vice Admiral, I don't take orders—even from the likes of you."

"There truly isn't a single thought behind those eyes, is there?"

"Have you ever wondered how different your life would be, had you been born with even one single ounce of common sense?"

"I'd tell you to reconsider that statement, but that would require you to actually think, and I'm not sure you possess such a talent."

"Were idiocy contagious, you could singlehandedly bring about a global pandemic."

Buggy

Chop-Chop Slapstick

"Surprise, shithead!"

"That deserves a round of applause—" *drops both hands into a beer stein, actively clapping*

"Yeah, I'll lend you an ear, just give it back when you're done."

"I'm a little, shall we say, detached from reality."

"I'd give an arm and a leg to see that. In fact, here, take them."