Me, A Neurodivergent Person In Therapy: *makes A Metaphor Or Small Joke/reference That I Just Gloss Over*

this doesn’t have a fake answer and i know earnest polls get reblogged less. but uh…… what if i ask nicely.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

A historical low fantasy interactive fiction game set during the Viking Age.

DISCLAMER: This story is based on historical events, people and places. Some locations, people, etc, are fiction, while others aren't.

You were born to a mother who went mad and a father who grew to hate you. A quiet night turned to chaos as your mother cried out and tried to kill you, possessed by something no one knows.

You father becomes Jarl many years later and sends you off to uncover the mysteries surrounding a settlements sudden quietness in England, but as you discover hidden secrets, you find yourself trapped between two options.

All the meanwhile, the voices get louder every moment you spend trying to figure it out, eating you alive.

"S̵̛̻̼̻̝̺̠̞̟͙̈́h̴͖͉͎̥͓̺̣̽͜ë̶̡̤̠̪͖̖́̎̽̄̀̏̂̚’̵̨͖̱͘s̵̢̨͔͇̟̳̙̹̙̜̊̀͂͗̑͗ ̵͙̜͙̮̘͎̘̝̭̆͂̓h̴͇͋̓e̷̛͈̮̼̿̌̅͗͠r̸̪̃͒͘͝ě̸̂͌̈̓͂́͝ͅ.̷̨̛̩̦̩̟͌͒́̿̒͜͠"

Play as a male or female.

Romance four characters with one secret option.

Shape your viking’s personality and see how other's react when you switch it up.

Choose which god you will follow; Mímir, Magni, Hermóðr or ....?

Discover the mystery surrounding your mothers madness and the sudden massacre of your people.

Will you let it overtake you?

♢THYRA - THE COLD WARRIOR. [F] She is cold and relentless in her efforts to snub you, but her skills in fighting never go unnoticed. Always alone, she is forced to accompany you to England. A look in her eyes always makes you wonder if she truly hates you. Enemies to lovers, [REDACTED], tsundere.

♧GUNGIR - THE JARL'S SECOND-HAND. [M] He’s a soft giant, always trying to befriend you, but you hate him. The ‘son’ your father always wanted. He never said it outright, but you can tell in the way he treats him. He shows him love you would never receive now and so, you hate him and always will. Enemies to lovers (one-sided), puppy love, forced proximity.

♤RAUD - THE [REDACTED]. [M] A childhood friend from your past. He was soft and gentle, a small child that could never hurt a fly, but now he’s changed. He’s a [REDACTED] and he has forgotten your past together. When he looks at you it’s filled with the desire to [REDACTED], not with the fondness he once held in his eyes. Childhood friends to ??? to lovers, amnesia.

♡ANNE - THE STRANGE BARD. [F] A strange merry woman you met in England. She says she’s a bard, playing her lute any chance she gets, but you know she hides something when she tells you she can help lead you to the answer for your villages silence. Strangers to lovers, [REDACTED], sunshine love.

☆??? - ??? [M] ??? Forbidden love, huge red flag, dark secret.

____________________________ Demo - tba Wordcount - 22k RO: intros - here

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

Life can be unpredictable and cruel. It has a knack for finding ways to bring you down, even when you're at your happiest. It can take your highest high and pull you down to your lowest low. It torments you, biding its time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike - the moment when you're most comfortable, most secure. And just like that, it rips everything away from you, leaving you with nothing.

For example, imagine your wedding night - the happiest day of your life - only to have it all ripped away from you. You were bitten and turned into the undead, your new existence a far cry from the life you had envisioned.

Customize your character’s gender, presentation, and motivations

Romance five characters, with a poly option

Be a vampire, with class vampire lore

Befriend or antagonize multiple characters

Embrace your new vampire life

Or don’t. Not my business

Casimir [F] - Your partner, who you got engaged to. A soft soul with a love for books and learning and a love for the simple life.

Sterling [M] - The vampire who turned you into this.. thing. You don’t know what their motives are, or what their planning, but its something bad. 

Marlowe [NB] - A young vampire hunter looking to rid the world of your kind to protect humanity. They’re a bright fellow, who is very optimistic.

Hemlock [M] - An old man who’s spent his life studying vampires and their society, and raising you. He doesn’t particularly like them, but he’s still given you a home, even after you turned.

Harriet [GF] - A vampire who's more on the chill side of life. They spend his time sipping coffee and relaxing at the theater, and have a deep love for opera. She might look like a bookworm, but she's never opened one in her life.

Roree [M] - A scientist in his past life. He lived a life of logic and reason, when it abruptly came to an end by the hands of a vampire. He now lives his days a thrall, forced to serve a Lord who treats him like garbage.

DEMO, UPDATED NOV 6 2023.