S27 Should Have A Episode Where A New Canon Gay Ship Is Revealed And They Hype It Up To Oblivion And

Wet versions of much of the core kid cast

Look at me. That guy isnt stimming hes on cocaine

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

another ü

Ohthey so neat!!!! quite nice!!

DANCE YOU FUCK

DANCE FOR THEM

YEEEES, YEEEEEE

The Many Sounds of Tweek Tweak (S1-4)

when craig finds out that stan is gay he is absolutely furious. he has been spending his whole life dealing with people mixing up him and stan because they both have dark hair and wear blue and have a melancholy demeanor and finally FINALLY in high school the mix ups started to lessen because when craig turned 15 he went through a massive growth spurt and ended up a good 4 inches taller than stan and WAY skinnier but now stan is gay, not to mention in a relationship with another guy from town, so he knows in his bones that now the mix ups are going to start up again and with a vengeance. it certainly doesn’t help that when stan and kyle get together craig and tweek are on a break because tweek was concerned that craig was cheating on him with guys at nyu and craig had responded very rationally with “i would never do that, they’re not attractive enough,” so now every mistaken congratulations on him and kyle “finally figuring it out” is like being shot, both because he misses tweek and because he’s horrifically insulted that anyone would think he would date kyle

just a little panic attack

people are scared of portraying tweek in a negative light. or like giving him negative traits. I think he's a very talkative person(almost too much) and he also seems a little reliant on someone to lean on for reassurance. overall I think he'd be very clingy and of course that's not always a good thing. like tweek isn't a bad person I just think he gets super overwhelming a lot of the time. And his dynamic with that and craig specifically is super interesting because they won't (and haven't) gotten along all of the time despite what most of the fandom presents