I Like Pretending I Dont Know What South Park Is In Real Life. Keeps Me Safe From The Dangers
i like pretending i dont know what south park is in real life. keeps me safe from The Dangers
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ur laughing... right now tweek is begging his parents to not do elf on the shelf again this year and ur laughing....
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nobody knows the context for any of this but craig gets a intense short lived infatuation with stan during the month he and tweek are trying being open and it makes him want to die so badly it starts with him cyberstalking stan and not understanding why heās doing it until he catches himself grinning too hard at a mirror selfie and heās like oh no. from there heās constantly sending anons to smarshrares.tumblr.com begging for gym selfies they havenāt posted heās stalking kylebroflovski on instagram and staring at 2019 posts of stan playing on his nintendo switch shirtless backstage heās submitting āstan marsh needs to kill himselfā to crimsondawnconfessions and not understanding why he gets instablocked bc he meant it in a horny way itās an all around TERRIBLE situation for him heās so disgusted with himself. but he canāt stop.
heās fucking terrified that kyle is going to find out and bring it up on fireside (catg has significantly more dirt on fireside than fireside has on catg and craig KNOWS theyāre itching for something to say) and one day craig wakes up to a message from kyle that says ādo you find my boyfriend attractive, craig?ā and realizes in horror that heās liked a picture of stan that kyle posted on instagram THREE years ago and didnāt realize it. oh itās SO OVER. he blocks kyle but the deed is DONE and the next episode of fireside comes out THIS WEDNESDAY. craig listens to the entire next fireside episode and heās biting his nails waiting for the moment kyle decides to bring up craig liking his old instagram post. but he never does. and craig breathes a sigh of relief thinking maybe heās going to let it go. and then two weeks later Episode 158: The Talented Mr. Tucker drops and itās ALL about craig having a crush on stan and craig is looking up Where to buy a gun los angeles legal AGAIN
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