mcau craig is one of the most guys ever. he went to nyu. he’s been in an on-again-off-again relationship with the same guy since age 10. he had a brief break with sanity where he had a crush on stan and almost bought a gun about it. he shops exclusively at whole foods, erewhon, and bristol farms. he dresses as gay as possible on purpose but is still assumed metrosexual. he tried to get the gay ear pierced but accidentally did the wrong one. he throws house parties where men get in free and women have to pay $20. his podcast is the only thing on his linkedin page. he calls his parents by their first names. he’s only into guys who look like tweek.
"what do i call you?"
"...feldspar."
"feld..spar? that is a stupid name."
Misc. Creek mspaint doodles
Nepo baby except for your parent’s shitty business 😔
man venturing into the peruvian craig tag on ao3 i really gotta brace myself sometimes for AT LEAST one of these situations
1) shitty badly researched google translated spanish
2) mischaracterization all to hell to fit craig into the flirty latin lover stereotype
3) peruvian culture = mexican culture because as we all know latinoamerican culture is a monolith
4) tweek (or whatever guy it is hes with) Needs to make mention of craigs tan brown skin and compare it to their beautiful smooth pale snow white milky chalkboard cocaine powder colored skin
4.5) none of craigs love interests are allowed to be nonwhite btw. they all have to be the palest whitest pastiest bitches alive. thats the rule
5) calls him Spanish even though that. is an ethnicity. and that is not his if he is Peruvian . christ
6) craig can "speak incan"
a few scenarios for you to ponder:
tolkien realizes he’s bisexual not for dating theyfabs but for hooking up with men
kenny features on a yuno miles track
picture of butters in a maid outfit and cat ears leaks before he’s even out as gay and he has to defend it
coloradoverse x readers
stan old spice commercial
fireside segment on nara smith, twenty minutes after they move on kyle discovers lucky blue smith was just exposed as a trump voter
butters gets really into booktok and tries to think of ways to subtly suggest to cartman to try introducing hockey romance themed roleplay into their sex life
it was my first time on aggie io earlier w some pals .... here u go
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