My Medieval South Park Au! (but They’re Also Lesbians) 🏰

Craig worst twink death of all…… and he contemplates suicide when he realises he can’t raise the funds for liposuction botox and hair transplant….

craig goes out of his way to make sure that he has a high paying job right out of college so that he can create fund entitled “Just In Case.” and refuses to tell his bank what the “in case” is referring to because he’s too embarrassed. but it’s very much for getting work done.

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actually craig is canonically peruvian and yeah and if you make him white it’s actually illegal and the fucking cops will have to arrest you. sorry.

I wanted to imagine what TFBW would look like if each of the kids actually had powers.

You know I had to start with Kyle redesign because they did him so dirty in game.

I have a few ideas for other supers, but here’s more about Kyle!

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Stan and Kyle are super close in this universe due to Kyle crash landing on his farm and giving Stan powers (accidentally). Stan’s newfound abilities allow him to understand Kyle, so he takes it upon himself to help the alien adapt to human life. He even gave Kyle his superhero name, originally confusing him for a kite in the sky due to his wing shape.

Stan takes time to tutor Kyle on English and communicate with him in his native tongue. If anyone overhears and asks Kyle what language he’s speaking, he’ll respond with “it’s Hebrew probably”

Powers:

Air manipulation- Being a creature of flight, Kyle is used to maneuvering and shifting through air currents so he can glide safely. On earth, due to its much calmer atmosphere, Kyle is able to sense the flow of air and manipulate it to his liking.

Shield- condensed air currents that flow so rapidly they can weaken attacks

Kite soar- soar high into the night at breakneck speed due to his light weight and experience

Transportation- glide with heavy objects or people within reason

Alien biology- with his unique bone structure and organs, Kyle has many adaptations humans could only dream of. His bones are slightly hollow allowing him to weigh much less than he appears. This gives him better flight on earth and a range of motion. He also has a modified salivary gland, producing multiple acids

Parkour- extreme levels of agility, when excited he moves around almost like a monkey

“Laser” eyes- no, not actual lasers— but the shock of seeing glowing eyes briefly stuns enemies

Acid spit- gross— but it does what it says it will and harms enemies over time

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Here’s my first alien redesign! It’s not bad but I definitely prefer the new one, especially when it comes to wing design.

bad posture craig my beloved

What If Twerp Was A girl😮

They are cute 🥺

clearing out the south park fanart in my camera roll so i can show the barber my reference hair cut pictures while maintaining my dignity

i firmly believe mexican tweek is real and this is backed up by my other theory that comes from my head that he was raised watching la rosa de guadalupe even though he wasnt even raised catholic (ngl the show is just intrinsic culture at this point its really never has been religious for me tbh. plus its too ridiculous to take seriously anyways) and its not that his parents even put it on purposely like they dont even care about novelas like that it's just what came on after the weather sometimes and tweek takes every episode so fucking serious. the phone episode where the girl is so addicted to her phone she jumps out the window to catch it? tweek doesnt touch his phone for a month. he takes the lessons so fucking serious and screams at thw characters when they do some stupid shit like I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! POR ANDAR DE PENDEJO!!!! the pokemon go episode made him never play it again because he thought he was gonna get kidnapped like the kid in the episode. he uses the stupidass phrases they make up in the show unironically. i know this in my heart.

South park fans when Tweek Tweak (a character from the show South Park) shows up in an episode of South park: