craig acts like women have cooties well into adulthood. he hears his friends talk about their experiences with women and makes a face like they’re talking about something unspeakably depraved and awful. tolkien at one point is like “dude just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you have to be all sexist.” and craig has to clarify that he doesn’t hate women because he’s gay, he hates them because they’re women.
hi
an average day
i am constantly thinking about lesbian creek.
Creek comic LMAO
9 years since yaoi was invented. happy freaking creek day
in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently