What Tf Did They Put In The Recipe Lansoni Was Cooked With, This Ship Hits Different

Shadow “finds out” he’s “a gay”: the comic

(There is no finding out, I lied )

He’ll figure it out eventually, once he decides to stop being difficult xD

Next up, shadow tries on a cutesy dress :>

Arcane producers really went "we are going to create a character that's incredibly handsome. Like, stereotypically so. He is swole, he is buff, he has the most beautiful skin, chiseled cheekbones, plush lips, thick hair, and expressive eyes. He is tall, but not lanky, he is fit, but not intimidating. Speaking of personality, he is extremely polite, sweet, and careful around others. Parents let their underage daughters hang out with him, that's how safe he is. He is also a genius, he loves his mom, he is not afraid of being vulnerable, or expressing his love, even towards his friend who is not only a man, but also one from a lower class. He keeps touching him because he's not a homophobic weirdo. He is also brave, he wants to help and protect others, and he sacrifices everything for others."

And we all went like. Yeah, cool, now show me his skinny friend again, the one with the radioactive lungs and zero rizz. Yeaaaah that's some good stuff 😍

i love this specific genre of sonknux where they're both really really stupid about it but in entirely different ways

thoughts bout metal sonic?

[huehuehuehue]

Love him, I hope in movie 4 Sonic does another hand offer or friendship only to get slapped by metal like he does in the comics

ummmm greeeeen

you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

my 'i just woke up' brain is always giving me good ideas lol.

so imagine one day for whatever reason, maybe he was forced to do halloween or cream asked him to play dressup or whatever the reason isnt important, shadow dresses up like a knight.

and then sonic sees him and has to double take to hard he runs into a tree.

red pill or blue pill…..

YES I SUPPORT THIS DELUSION‼️‼️‼️

Also this is so well thought out omg I love you

Fuck doomed Lansoni, I want my boys to be happy so I will give them the happiness they need and deserve >:)

Happily married Lansoni au!

Where Sonic stays in Camelot and ends up falling deeply in love with Lancelot, so they marry. The twist is that Sonic doesn't age normally because he was brought there through a magical book that has this spell that still connects the one brought to another world to age acorddinly with his actual world time, so Sonic is in Camelot for 70 years but still looks the same (70 years in Camelot equals 1 month in Sonic's world) but it's alright cause this is a good thing for Lancelot cause extra twist! He's half dragon and has an extended life span so he can live for 1.000 years, Sonic also has an extended life span because of the emeralds so no sadness here! They will die together😠. This au has another version where Sonic stays in Camelot till Lancelot dies and stays for some more to grief and mourn him and also to mentor their adopted son for a while as the new king, he stays there for 10 years to mourn him (that's the alternative ending), and when he comes back everthing is alright. BUT SHADOW IS LANCELOT REINCARNATION AHAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SAD?! SIKE💥💥💥

He discovers this when they both find this magical mirror that shows you your past life, there is in fact a lil thing when Sonic looks in the mirror (cofcofocofchaosgodcofcofcofcof WHO SAID THAT?!)

Now to the main au, so Lancelot and Sonic adopted son grows up and becomes the new king, they are all happy but all this happiness disappear when an emerald from Sonic's world appears and forcefully takes him to his original world (cause he didn't go back with Nimue help, his friends decided to bring him back thinking he was trapped in another world) this all happens in front of Lancelot and he watches as Sonic is sucked by a portal while panicking lmao. Sonic is back but his husband isn't and sadness happens that is for a lil while obviously, Sonic with Tails help comes back, Lancelot is happy seeing him again (he was on the verge of using dark magic just to find Sonic) and they both go to Sonic's world, not without saying goodbye to their son of course. Lancelot is in Sonic's world and chaos ensues cause all his friends look at him and be like "YOU'RE MARRIED TO SHADOW?!"

Btw there is no Sonic confusing Lancelot to Shadow, only on his first month in Camelot he did that until he noticed the diffence between them both. Like Lancelot having different habits, taste, personality and a lil physical difference like his quills being slightly droopy and having more shinning highlights (Hot-topic wannabe but he's actually sweet). Sonic is not amused because in the past Lancelot had this insecurity where he thought Sonic only liked him because he looked like Shadow, they worked it out because when Lancelot told Sonic about it he was SHOCKED like "Tf you mean I only like you because you look like someone from my world?! You think I liked Shadow the way I like you??!! HELL NO!"

Anyway, the story would probably be following Sonic and Lancelots adventures together. And Lancelot having to deal with people how have a crush on his very charming husband, Sonic is doing the same, cause they are both very charming✨️

Sonic and Lancelot were actually planning to go to Sonic world anyway, they were just waiting until their son took the throne and things like that. THEY HAVE PLANSSSS😋

Dats it, if someone transform both endings into a fanfic just know, I LOVE YOUUUU😭❤️❤️❤️

Becoming a Knuxadow fan truly feels like I'm eating moldy bread and sometimes I occasionally get a piece that's only stale. If I'm lucky maybe it'll be mildew instead.