Sans: what if people had food names and food had people names?
Sans:like "hey spaghetti, what's for dinner?"
Sans: "Papyrus."
Chara: I swear everyone I know is high
Sans: Shut up chocolate
OT!sans: so
OT!sans: why are you guys so mean to each other
OT!sans: let's have some ice cream and talk about this
Fell!sans: what's ice cream?
OT!sans: ...
OT!sans: everything makes sense now
All Might: Name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: Don't kill them.
All Might: ...
All Might: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
(Believe me, I’ve been there. It sucks.)
Random person: because of you Error many innocents died!
Random person again: and Ink!! you barely stop him!
Ink: this is sad
Error: yeah
Ink: Broomy, play despacito
Bakugou: Any extreme sport you've tried?
Kirishima: Doing my homework while Aizawa-sensei is collecting it.
Bakugou: ...
Todoroki, carrying a large box: what would you say if I came home with 4 kittens one day
Midoriya: . . .
Midoriya: what's in the box
Todoroki: . . .
Midoriya: Todo, what's in the box
Present Mic: what are you doing later?
Aizawa: having my night ruined by whatever you're about to ask me
Tell me why 90% of cartoons is 12 year olds beating up adults
Chara: and then I said, knife to meet you!
Chara: it was a funny joke
Asgore: you stabbed my friend! We have to call the ambulance!
Sans: don't worry I'm in STABle condition
Chara: (snaps fingers at sans)
Cross: How much money do you have
Epic!sans: 69 cents
Cross: Oh, you know what that means
Epic!sans: I dont have enough money for chicken nuggies