Istg I Absolutely Guzzle Orange Juice Like My Bard Drowning Himself In ‘the Best Beer In Town’ During

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

one time i told my two little sisters (now 11 and 8) that doing the worm would summon rabbits (because they really wanted a bunny but their parents get them one). the younger immediately knew it was bullshit but the older one spent the entire summer doing the worm everyday. and now she’s freakishly good at it. i’m talking like at least a foot and a half off the ground.

imma bout to drink a whole bottle a cough syrup and fucking astral project myself to saturn

misha misha misha mISHA MISHA MISHA MISHA MI-

the plot of avatar 2: the way of water:

you don’t fight the ocean

bitch

the ocean fights you

riz in fabian’s letterman jacket. that he didn’t get for being on the team. ig it fits riz better since he’s on the team. being the ball and all

i bet bad kids sleepovers fucking rule

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some fun details:

you were a mcr, fob, p!atd, 21 pilots emo

i was a bvb, ptv, sws, atl emo

we are not the same

fuck-yeah-you’re-doomed

in the evil world im seriousbeaste

The parallel of Stede at the beginning, leaving Mary and his family to sail the sea. Alone on this big ship with all his things. Nervous and scared about how he’ll fare as a pirate.

Then Stede at the end, leaving to find Ed and his home, where he belongs. Alone on this tiny boat with nothing. Confident and determined. Happy.