I Cant Wait For Jake To Show Up So Layla Can Have A Third Boyfriend

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Samba Schutte’s Instagram is the treasure we were looking for all along.

also Taika Waititi, David Jenkins, and Con O’Neill’s twitters

ofmd spoilers

Stede not being cut out for the pirate life when he was on the ship out at sea, b e i n g a p i r a t e.

But Stede handling himself perfectly and being all feral and pirate-y while back on land. Him being able to talk about death without exploding. Him putting a knife to Doug’s throat without a second thought. The oomf. The oomf that Blackbeard taught him. The “Now that’s a fuckery.” LIKE COME ON

does coughing for like five straight minutes count as a good enough ab workout for today

one time i told my two little sisters (now 11 and 8) that doing the worm would summon rabbits (because they really wanted a bunny but their parents get them one). the younger immediately knew it was bullshit but the older one spent the entire summer doing the worm everyday. and now she’s freakishly good at it. i’m talking like at least a foot and a half off the ground.

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

stranger things spoilers

the hobbit and lotr spoliers

with all these stranger things and lotr parallels, i would like to present:

eddie and dustin as aragorn and frodo

did you take french in high school, or are you straight ?????