Possible Rebloging

i regret nothing

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

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Devil May Cry:The Animated Series (2007)

*box of ladys running shoe with enough squips for the entire school*

"chat, is this real chat!?"

do you guys think jeremy would address the squip as "chat"? 😭 example:

*during 'i love play rehearsal'*

j: "chat, is she talking about me?"

s: "jeremy, would you stop calling me that- yes, she is,"

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious