Dating Kurt Wagner Would Include...

Dating Kurt Wagner Would Include...

my precious blueberry baby

geRMAN BABY

he will endearingly refer to you in both german and english

you adore that adorable accent

so many cuddles omg

kurt is the little spoon.  nuff said.

he’ll even lay right on top of you and rest his head in the crook of your neck

he likes to lay his head in your lap too

kurt is the definition of sweet and innocent

he will never force you into his religious views

he loves to lie down with you and read

don’t ever mention sex in front of this boy he will turn purple and bamf away immediately

watching sunsets from the roof of the mansion !!!

you love playing with his tail (more headcanons about this here: x)

introducing him to american pop culture

he’s so cute whenever he gets really excited about something new

so many nose kisses, giving and receiving

kurt will always blush after a kiss no matter how long you’ve been together

if he ever gets insecure about his appearance or has nightmares, you’re always there to hold and comfort him

you would beat up any person that has anything bad to say about your baby

you have the cutest nicknames for him:  baby, cupcake, blueberry, my love, darling, angel

he has cute nicknames for you too:  meine leibe (my love), prinzessin (princess), liebling (darling)

he likes to show off his acrobat skills

whenever he gets spooked by something, he bamfs directly to your location and clings to you

midnight snacks in the institute’s kitchen

make-out sessions on the kitchen counter

peter will zoom in and start casually making a smoothie in the blender as he watches you

if you throw him a twinkie like a dog he’ll go away

will teach you a little german if you ask him to

your parents are a little wary of him at first, but eventually they realize he’s the most soft and innocent boy on the planet that would never do you any harm

late night study cuddle sessions

never watch horror movies with this man, he holds onto you so tightly that you’re borderline suffocating

he hates scary stuff and will teleport you both to a different location every time there’s a jump scare

has a nightlight, he does not like the dark

gets ptsd from the cage fights during thunderstorms

he’ll bamf to your room and huddle under the covers with you

you hold him close with his head tucked under your chin

he develops a love for fluffy socks because of you

going to the mall all the time at his insistence

trying your best to hold hands

if it doesn’t work then either you hold each other’s waist or his tail wraps around your wrist

you have so many blankets in your room, kurt hates being cold and 97% of the time he ends up sleeping in your room

kurt gets separation anxiety whenever he feels like he’s too far away from you on a mission

making tea together on weekend mornings

charles admires your relationship

“young, true love is a wonderful thing”

peter teases you guys so much

but he loves you two more than anything uwu

does peter have a secret polaroid album full of photos he took of you and kurt cuddling?  yes

overall kurt wagner is the Ideal boyfriend and any person would be so fucking lucky to have this cutie as their own

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