The Dude NOBODY Invited:

As a celebration of this being my most popular post, have a sequel to the world's worst double date.

what used to be

i wasn't joking. i love them way too much someone tranquilize me plS its the only way i can be saved

Uh... are you okay shadow milk???

(He's miss wife/hj)

I'm so not ready for this update

"if you're going to write dark fiction you should explicitly state that it's not okay to do in real life so that a child doesn't see it and think it's okay"

actually i don't cater my art to children, my art is not intended for children, and it's not my responsibility to parent them. hope this helps

"manipulation so good the fandom fell for it" or!!!! maybe i just like toxic yuri 🤔

THIS!!! When Eternal said "i'll have to re-educate him" i was like 🤨🤨🤨

They should kiss

They remind me of Pit and Palutena from Kid Icarus tbh

Wowzers wait!! Kid icarus au with them!!!

Us Beast x Ancient fans just can't stop winning... Every Beast-Yeast update gets more and more suspicious... Silent Salt update is gonna have Salt walking up to White Lily with flowers in one hand and an engagement ring in the other

dear have you somehow have been stalking my silly little notes.... bcus ive been having the same train of thought ever since ep 7???

like i modified this silly little chart when ep 8 came out.... how did you know...... for all i know you've been haunting my numerous burningcheese fanfic drafts too..... /j /silly

ok but seriously. RIGHT???? I KNOW I WASNT INSANE WHEN I THOUGHT IT. with every update the beasts get even more.... like that???? huh??? someone sedate me please

like Mystic Flour hides her feelings (ofc Dark Cacao still sees right through her) so it's not shown that much -> Burning Spice gains an intense menhera/yandere obsession with Golden Cheese -> Shadow Milk OUTRIGHT SAYS THE MOST. INSANE THINGS TO PURE VANILLA -> and now Eternal Sugar is fully getting so close to Hollyberry's face and batting her eyelashes, holding her hands tenderly, taking her on a romantic flying date.....

you're right dear merchant, atp Silent Salt is just going to fully get down on one knee within 5 secs of meeting White Lily or something

roblox fan proshipper culture is seeing all the devs getting mad about people shipping/drawing nsfw of their characters and being one of very few people who don't agree with them about it? buddy you put characters somewhere the public can see them people are gonna do what they want with em.... by posting them online you allowed that to happen. theres people who get banned from official discords/GAMES for being proship or drawing nsfw its crazy out here

It's great that more artists can put their work out there to be seen, but it also comes with the consequence of most of them being unprepared for the full nature of fandom.

If I had a nickel for every Beast Cookie that wanted their Ancient,,,

Bonus leaked cutscene from the Silent Salt Arc (Devsisters emailed it to me personally):