The Four Horseman Of Please Shut The Fuck Up

"non-sharers are mentally ill" yeah and? you got a problem? we are still deserving of respect. unless you're ableist. are you ableist or something

tricked you!

Considering how every time a Beast cookie gets released they get more and more obsessed with the Ancient they are associated with I'm tempted to think by the time we get to Silent Salt they'll be like

Pure Vanilla was kinda sus for this too ngl

"Age gap ships promote pedophilia!" "Incest ships promote incest irl!" okay so FNAF promotes child murder

toots and runs away

scene from jambound chapter 16.. please read its literally peak

"x ship is normalizing incest-"

Buddy

If game of thrones hasn't normalized incest by now (pulling over 10 million views in the 7th season alone) then a small fandom ship most certainly won't

Collab with @xkeres <3

Us Beast x Ancient fans just can't stop winning... Every Beast-Yeast update gets more and more suspicious... Silent Salt update is gonna have Salt walking up to White Lily with flowers in one hand and an engagement ring in the other

dear have you somehow have been stalking my silly little notes.... bcus ive been having the same train of thought ever since ep 7???

like i modified this silly little chart when ep 8 came out.... how did you know...... for all i know you've been haunting my numerous burningcheese fanfic drafts too..... /j /silly

ok but seriously. RIGHT???? I KNOW I WASNT INSANE WHEN I THOUGHT IT. with every update the beasts get even more.... like that???? huh??? someone sedate me please

like Mystic Flour hides her feelings (ofc Dark Cacao still sees right through her) so it's not shown that much -> Burning Spice gains an intense menhera/yandere obsession with Golden Cheese -> Shadow Milk OUTRIGHT SAYS THE MOST. INSANE THINGS TO PURE VANILLA -> and now Eternal Sugar is fully getting so close to Hollyberry's face and batting her eyelashes, holding her hands tenderly, taking her on a romantic flying date.....

you're right dear merchant, atp Silent Salt is just going to fully get down on one knee within 5 secs of meeting White Lily or something

Passion is the only thing. Passion must mean everything.