What People Expect Ao3 Authors Notes To Sound Like

You say “Two sisters” we say “Yuri”

You say “Mother and Daughter ” we say “Yuri”

You say “Replace the Car battery” we say “Yuri”

You say “Were gonna crash” we say “Yuri”

You say “Go to court” we say “Yuri”

You say “Your being charged with manslaughter” we say “Yuri”

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"Minor-Coded" and it's an adult character with autism

my silent salt butch agenda

I feel like the term "grooming" has lost its meaning because of antis who overuse it.

antis when proshippers show basic respect: they’re clearly grooming you!!

"manipulation so good the fandom fell for it" or!!!! maybe i just like toxic yuri 🤔

Me when the slideshow about toxic and dark themes has... *gulps and looks around nerviously* t-toxic and dark themes 😖😖😖

Motherfuckers on crk tiktok will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that there is NO romance or romantic tension here????

THE HEART RIBBON AROUND THEM? THE HEART PETALS? THE ABSOLUTELY UNEEDED CLOSENESS THAT WAS STILL ADDED? PAVLOVA(who i see as cupid-like) POINTING HIS ARROW AT THEM LIKE CUPID???

even if you dont play the game you can definitely see the tension i swear

I hate when people bring children up in shipcourse.

"it can make them think this is okay!!!!" omg who caressssssss i'm not their nanny and a kid shouldn't be on tumblr/twitter (X)/AO3/whatever anyway