It’s painful how accurate that is.
actual quotes from my mother, during her first watch of The Owl House
Why? Easy, I crave violence and must incite chaos. As for how that turned out: complete decimation. Their kingdom is up in flames. The curly fries are too crispy to be properly enjoyed, moving waffle friez up the fan favorite rankings. The Waffle Nation shall continue to grow after we seize the entirety of the fry division. *maniacal laughing*
@waffle-friez ? You asked me a while back how to climb the ranks of the Waffle Nation, you wanted to wage war on curly fries? Why and how did that turn out?
who wins plushies for the other? it's gotta be JINX
The concerning thing is that you used to say sixteen. The time limit has shortened. But hey, good on you for war crimes.
Sum creechurs :3
Okay, but I NEED to see a fic or comic where Shiggy and Spinner corrupt Mr. Compress with their shitty, decades-old DS and a Pokémon game card that someone found in a dumpster.
A bit silly at midnight ^q^
Raine, Raine, by bestie, my fwen…
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS UNHOLY, WATCH MHA
You scream Toga vibes.
To everyone who picked “shapeshift” as what superpower they’d like to have as a kid
We need more people like this. This man is a saint and nobody can convince me otherwise. All hail grandpa duo.
Serious post gross.
I know I have a lot of followers who are trans minors so grandpa duo wants to give some wisdom that I wish someone told me when I was a baby trans man.
You don’t have to change your name. You can keep it. It’s not a requirement.
You don’t have to have T/E to be trans.
Don’t wear your binder while doing sports. It hurts.
You don’t have to be hyper masculine or hyper feminine. Just be you.
Do not use bandages. They can cause issues.
Surgery isn’t a requirement.
Being part of the lgbtqia+ community is a new family. If yours doesn’t support you now, we do.
You don’t have to pass to be trans. You are trans anyway. You look good.
Go to Starbucks and use your chosen name to get a feel for it. They’ll shout it.
Be proud of who you are. It’s not a weakness it’s a strength.
If it’s not safe for you to come out, I promise it will be one day. The closet sucks but it’s better than being hurt. Use that time to find other people in your situation.
Being trans isn’t glamorous. It’s tears, pain, hurt and being unsure. That’s okay.
Detransitioning is fine. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Transitioning later in life is fine. Transitioning early in life is fine.
Transitioning wont happen over night. If you take hormones, it can take up to 5 years to see big differences.
Love,
Someone who was forced back into the closet at 13 and is now transitioning at nearly 26.
Bottom surgery isn’t a requirement.
Top surgery isn’t a requirement.
Please add to this if you have anything else!
I don’t know how lighting works, lmfao.
Oh? Second in command? Chaos shall reign supreme over those damn curly fries. Also no bombs please, this isn’t Oppenheimer. All we need is condiments and some of those mentally ill motherfuckers who willingly go to Arby’s when there’s a Mickey D’s across the street.
duality of man
I am simply done with it. (Ty for tagging me :p)
@wafflenati0n, your turn bitch.