No idea who this is, ive never seen him before but just looking at that little bitch face I could tell that motherfucker is full of himself
Kristoph Gavin from Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice
A lot of straight people simply cannot grasp the concept of gay people existing before the 2000s
straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.
The poses. The style. The heels. The nails. The snatched waist. The bird that keeps mimicking them. Michael Kovack’s voice?!
Father Markus: Please, you mustn’t defer to yelling out such things whenever you see something perceivably homoerotic. From now on, please come up with analysis other than “gay sex”.
Noel: Say gex.
Penny: Gex.
Shoutout to my tragic theatre kids. My girls born to play Elle Woods who have dark hair. My people destined to be Misha Bachinski who are 5'2". My people who should be analyzing newsies choreo who have face blindness. My Cats fanatics with no flexibility. My girls made to be a Veronica but are forced to be a Martha. Female Audrey II s. Male Janet Weiss's. The wrong range for the right role. You are meant for this character but they weren't designed for you and there's nothing you can do
slime dimension baby sensory video
(inspired by charlie slimecicle's most recent stream saying that apparently ranboo kept going up to the show writers asking to see the slime dimension scene like 12 times throughout the day while they were planning the show??)
This is gonna go in museums one day
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John: