Goddamn I Want My Birthday To Be Here Already, Literally Gotta Wait Until Like Near The End Of July For

HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS A YEAR OLD? ALREADY?? Whoo, this is incredible! <(^♡^)>

He's fine, I didn't actually cook him! No Stanfords were hurt making this photo!

Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines

You guys remember when I was procrastinating over the idea of Bill Cipher actually existing and haunting me because I had the journal, right? And how I stopped posting much about the incidents because they stopped occurring after a month, right??

WHAT THE FUCK.

THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY ROTTEN. I ALMOST ATE THAT. WHAT RHE FUCK. How do I ward this triangular asshole away from me? WHAT WOULD FORD DO IF BILL WAS POTENTIALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR HIM??

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

Hello hello, Gravity Falls enthusiasts, you'll never believe what today is! (and no, it's not Book of Bill day yet)

It's the special day of Yours Truly, who is currently enjoying a *very* tasty Birthday Breakfast of chocolate chip waffles and Captain Crunch cereal, with my Stanford plushie :P

"Why are you eating something so unhealthy?", you ask? BECAUSE LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO OVERTHINK OVER YOUR BREAKFAST CHOICES! The USA is already going through a recession and a potential boring dystopian era, I can do whatever the hell I want 💅

Just because you're growing old, doesn't mean you have to grow up! Does that ring any bells for ya? >;3

Just finished reading Book of Bill. Upcoming spoilers:

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I did NOT expect to see Stanford shirtless.

Holy smokes, it's Stan and Ford's birthday today! How awesome!

Took my Ford plushie out on a walk today, gave him jellybeans, and read his journal a total of 5 times tonight! Wowzers!! :0

Happy birthday to the grunkles ever <3

Chat, Fiddauthor is slowly growing on me! I can kinda see it now :P

I don't regret hating Billford and I'm gonna keep hating it, that shit was one-sided and abusive asf (probably intentional but still I don't think they were actually together eugh) 😒

chat I genuinely don't know if Bill Cipher is after my ass for having Journal 3, attempting to get Book of Bill, AND try writing my own journal... or if I just have really shitty luck because wtf is going on with me this year??

Stanford Pines I'm gonna need your knowledge and/or your blessing here soon enough, I might be in some deep shit just for all of this 😭🙏