The people who were introduced to Les Misérables through the musicals and just started reading the novel for the first time be like:
"God, why is there so much lore about The Bishop?"
"Oh, so Fantine was actually blonde after all"
"Why do all of Fantine's friends seem to be complete jerks?"
"I HATE YOU, FÉLIX THOLOMYÈS"
"Geez, so Cosette spent five years with the Thénardiers. And the last time Fantine saw her she was just two-years-old"
"What do you mean Éponine has a younger sister? And was Gavroche her brother this whole time?"
"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH THINGS ABOUT WATERLOO?"
"WAIT, NOW THERE ARE FIVE THÉNARDIERS KIDS? AND THEY "RENTED" TWO OF THEM?"
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
Yet another reason to hate Christianity
fountain in italy
Wdym you don’t own to two silver chandeliers gifted to you by a bishop because you stole his silverware
ok you can continue
In the olden days they did things so sensibly. Page 8 of The Liverpool Daily Post, 29 March 1937
unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person
I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–
–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM
JUST FISTS.