I Just Wanna Put It Out There, That In Mlm Ships You Don’t Have To “feminise” Or “twinkifise”

Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad

Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?

Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Hermione: you already are..

Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’

Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya

Mary: what did you want to be when you were younger?

James: I wanted to be a F1 driver

Marlene: I wanted to be a firefighter or a musician

Lily: I wanted to be a painter or an author

Mary: I wanted to be a model

Sirius: I wanted to be loved

Peter: I wanted to be a teacher

Remus: an astronaut or a doctor

Dorcas: movie star

James: what about you Mary?

Mary: oh! I wanted to be a nurse or a doctor

I like to think that Dorcas had a sick Animagus like a big tarantula or a panther like something scary and deadly. Like she is a scary person and can be very intimidating so obviously her animagus would be the same or maybe even scarier

She’d also use it to scare tf out of first years

“ 'Cause all of my enemies started out friends “ but it’s Marlene McKinnon, James Potter and Lily Evans(Potter) about Peter Pettigrew.

“Even when we fade eventually to nothing, You will always be my favorite form of loving” but its Regulus to James

Marauders era groups and their nationalities

(this are all headcanons!!)

| Marauders

James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.

Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.

Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.

| Valkyries

Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.

Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.

Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.

| Skittles squad / emeralds

Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.

Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.

Dorcas: I dreamed about you when I was in my poison coma, I was all old and withered. But you were still nice and pink.

Marlene: you think I’m nice?

James: we literally just met.. I hardly know you-

Sirius: I would kill for you.

James: ..

Someone get Taylor Swift’s music away from marauders, harry potter, hunger games, marvel, percy jackson, star wars and more away from editors rn!!

“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be

The Marauders

James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.

Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.

Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.

Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.

The Valkyries

Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.

Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.

Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.

The Skittle Squad / Emeralds

Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.

Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.

Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.

Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.

Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.