James: I Think I Broke Something

James: *watching Sirius look lovingly at Remus, Marlene to Dorcas, Lily to Pandora, ect*

James: god why can’t anyone look at me like that?

Someone from the Slytherin table: …

I show a post saying Barty went around telling everyone him and James were dating

so I wanted to make a little thingy

It probably started when someone was flirting with Barty and he wanted to get away and went: “shit I got to.. go see” *tries to think of something, mind goes to James* “my boyfriend!” (??). Then he keeps it going for shits and giggles, and then he panics when ppl ask him about it cause he doesn’t know why he thought of James out of everyone

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A Ravenclaw: *flirting with Barty* so crouch.. I heard a little rumour that you fancy people with brains..

Barty: [who would rather be anywhere but there]

Barry: uhhh.. yeah I do, did you know Gryffindors are quite smart too? Like uhhh.. James Potter, for example, like his my boyfriend yk? and all-

Ravenclaw: ..what?

Ravenclaw: Oh. That’s cool I just thought- ykw nvm.

Barty: yeah you didn’t know that? We’re dating

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A Hufflepuff: so Barty..

Hufflepuff: [flutters eyelashes, smirks and puts hand on Barry’s thigh]

Hufflepuff: what do you do even Quidditch is on? Do you go back to your dorm.. because I could tag along..

Barty: no, I don’t. I actually uh, I normally go hang out with my.. boyfriend, James Potter. Yk the one who your team lost to? The captain and prefect? The one-

Hufflepuff: .. I’ll go.

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(Doesn’t even make sense cause James would either be playing or watching all the games, but Barty wasn’t thinking)

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Marlene: Barty!

Barty: what?

Marlene: what is it I’m hearing ‘bout you and Jamie?

Barty: ..

Barty: uhh, where’d you hear that?

Marlene: I was near some Hufflepuffs and heard a mention of it

Barty: why you snooping near Hufflepuffs?

Marlene: don’t change the subject. What’s the deal?

Barty: I needed an excuse to get away from ppl so yk.. I used him as an excuse

Marlene: why James tho? Wouldn’t Evan be more useful, cause you see him daily

Barty: .. James was just the first person I thought of

Marlene: ..

Barty: I guess

Marlene: ..alright then-

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Dorcas: Barty.. why?

Barty: ‘why’ what? I didn’t even do anything!

Dorcas: Oh, so running around saying your dating, Potter? Is nothing?

Barty: you heard that did ya?

Dorcas: of course I did, I hear everything. May as well call me “Rita fucking Skeeter”

Barty: okay I did! People were annoying me and I just said “My boyfriend needed me” and just threw Potter’s name in there so people would shut up and leave me alone!

Barty: god do people ever stop and leave me alone? Stop asking me about it god!

Dorcas: ..

Dorcas: okay.. my bad then

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Sirius: what did I do to be this short, like why do I deserve this??

Peter: maybe it’s revenge from something you did in a past life

Sirius: you think I did a crime in a past life?

Remus: you do crime in this life, you definitely did it in another

Sirius: ..

Sirius: I guess..

Peter: what crime do you think it would’ve been?

Lily: break and entry

Peter: murder

James: arson

Remus: aggravated assault

Marlene: he ain’t a pussy guys (!!)

Sirius: thank you Marlene! I cannot believe them-

Marlene: he definitely did them all

Sirius: …

Marlene: and probably more

Sirius: okay thanks let’s move on-

When (if) Sunkiller (or Darksun) gets popular can I be one of the ogs? Please

Just because you’re not listening and you’re not seeing — doesn’t mean it isn’t and hasn’t been happening. The deaths still happened, the loss is this there, the women are watching their children die and drop like flies, men can’t stop and think, children are holding their siblings in bags, toddlers don’t know how to spell ‘government’ before they’re getting personally murdered and manslaughter by them. Even if you don’t acknowledge their lives, their families, their children, their friends, their favourite colours, their pets, their dreams, their wants, ect doesn’t mean they didn’t have them.

You can ignore them, but they will not go anywhere. They will be remembered.

James: we literally just met???

Barty: I would kill for you.

“I keep these longings lockеd, in lowercase, inside a vault.” But it’s Sirius Black hiding his feelings about Remus Lupin.

James Potter who says ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to anything even Alexa or Siri. James Potter who carry spiders and put them outside so they wouldn’t get killed. James Potter who would talk to any living thing (people, plants, animals). James Potter who would help anyone if they needed something or someone. James Potter who would compliment strangers for no reason. James Potter would was always willingly to give a helping hand. James Potter who would be every first years’ best friend, and would help them with homework, practice, how to get to places ect. James potter who was a sweetheart inside and out!!! James Potter would was know for his looks, brains, brawn AND his heart!!

Remus: [drunk at a random muggle bar] oh my best friend, Sirius, his parents were abusive so he hated violence. Anything that would hurt people, too.

Random woman at the bar: where is Sirius tonight?

Remus: oh, he’s in prison for murdering our best friend

Remus: kinda wish he left a note, yk?

Marauders era groups and their nationalities

(this are all headcanons!!)

| Marauders

James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.

Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.

Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.

| Valkyries

Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.

Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.

Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.

| Skittles squad / emeralds

Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.

Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.