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rewatching old sailor moon and thought of like… disgruntled tuxedo mask!corpse but with unrequited love because i’m a glutton for angst

wc: ~2.2k 

warnings: death of a minor character, implicit knowledge of sailor moon lore, modern twist, unedited

please send in ideas you might have that i could write short blurbs for! this was honestly fun to write. 

It’s a scratch he can’t itch. It’s what has him waking up in cold sweats, confused and moderately annoyed that his hard-earned sleep has been so rudely interrupted. He hates the cape, he hates the itchy suit, he abhors the top hat – and the only things he doesn’t really hate are his baton and endless supply of darkened roses.

The first time he transformed, he was half-asleep and struggling to understand why he was speeding down the highway and parking two blocks away from some random back alley. His pain was relatively dulled, which was surprising, and his body suddenly possessed a world of fighting skills that felt foreign yet familiar. All he could recognize was a slightly disheveled woman cursing and just trying her best against some odd form of demon spawn, and before he knew it, he’d thrown down a dark purple rose and engaged in combat. Once said woman found an opening, she took off her headband/tiara, performed a throw that would put professional frisbee players to shame, and the monster disintegrated into dust.

“Jesus Christ,” he panted, body hunched over and hands on his knees. “What the fuck was that?”

“More like who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck if I know,” he muttered and dusted himself off.  

“What’s with your get-up anyways?” She failed to hide her snickering. “You’re 3 decades behind.”

“Do I look like I want to fight in a suit? Plus, you’re fighting in some rendition of a schoolgirl uniform.” Her black thigh-high boots were killer, but he wasn’t about to give her the satisfaction.

“You should’ve seen what it was before, but I was able to make some changes. Good heads-up for you and—”

“Sailor Moon, are you okay?!”

Oh. So she’s got a talking cat, too. What in fresh hell was going on? Did he take something? But also—“Your name is Sailor Moon?”

“We’re working on the name change,” she grumbled, bending down to let said feline jump up her arm and settle on her shoulder. “Anyways, uh…thanks. I was kind of in a bind, but I’m usually not I swear. Good timing, I guess?”

“If that’s what you wanna call it.” But she was already in the wind, hopping from roof to roof with no inhibitions, and left him completely dumbfounded.

His silly attire dissolved back into his previous clothing as he ambled back towards his car, thought not exactly at his own will. But he shrugged, slid into the car seat, and dialed the only person he could think of who would readily pick up at this ungodly hour of…2:37AM. That was just the start, and he can’t tell if things went downhill from there.

-

He should backtrack.

He met you almost two years ago at a hospital.

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I'm really upset about what is happening with karl but also what does karl have to do with pokimanes transphobic past and lil-nas racist past towards muslims. Karl only played with them, he wasn't the one who tweeted or posted on Instagram being transphobic or racist towards those in Muslim community, if you want an apology tweet at pokimane or lil-nas not karl he only played with them.

Sorry i can't post it on Twitter since my account is private and i hate Twitter

I Got it I'm going to cry

the funniest thing in the world to me is when people write for quackity who are clearly not bilingual/spanish speakers because they make it their job to sprinkle in “mi amor” and other spanish phrases or they constantly switch back and forth from english to spanish like.. that is not how we talk guys,,, please

it’s not even that it’s offensive, it’s just very awkward and usually doesn’t make much sense or it’s clearly forced in, and in that case .. just don’t worry about it!! as long as you aren’t being weird about stereotypes it’s cool, but for writing purposes, just go easy on it??

(this has been a psa from your local latine mcyt writer)

This just made my brain go brrr brrr with serotonin

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heyy regarding the situation on twt abt karl and lil nas x and poki and all, I completely agree with you but I think it's just that he was and still is in most cases associating with them and they have hurt a lot of people who are also apart of karls fans so like we can't control who he's friends with obviously but like yk they have hurt minorities and karl possibly (?) knows about it but continues to talk with them and all I think that's why people are upset /nm jsut so you know!

I definitely agree with you and I'm hoping karl actually starts listening to his fans because its starting to hurt his career, I'm not saying he needs to look up all of the people he interacts with but he definitely needs to if he keeps interacting/somewhat supporting bad people.

“I am not scared of ghosts” he said