i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed
Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
THIS 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼
sexual activity
how you dress
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you start nitpicking the metaphor, neurotypical people interpret it as you disagreeing with the point that they're making. If someone says "there's no more reason to do that to a child than there'd be reason to do that to a horse", and you go "actually, in extremely rare singular case circumstances, it's okay to do that to a horse", they assume that you also mean that there are extremely rare singular case circumstances where you think it' be ok to do that to a child.
They interpret you nitpicking the way they worded what they say as you disagreeing with what they're saying.
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it