A New Darkwood Oc!

this is the gravedigger's half sister, Kasia :D she's a bit stubborn, very caring to anyone she thinks needs it and can barely sit still without working on some project or other.

she's three years older than the gravedigger and her mother was a childhood friend of their father, who divorced relatively shortly after kasia was born (they were still friends afterwards, they just took their time realising they're not in love with each other and that the marriage wasn't working out). two years before the gravedigger's birth their mother moved to the village, swooped their father of his feet and after her death, kasia's mother would frequently visit the gravedigger and their father with kasia to help each other out every now and then.

during the plague, kasia still sometimes manages to visit the gravedigger and check in on them, in between chopping down trees and beasts and sharing some alcohol with casmir or the bike man or anyone else who's willing to share.

she actually manages to get out of the forest in the end and ends up moving to germany, where she eventually starts working as a janitor at a primary school and even manages to get sober after a while. when she settles down somewhat, she decides to learn more and become more involved with her own jewish ancestry and now local jewish community, as her mother was jewish, but wasn't able to share much of it with kasia. the doodle in the bottom left is kasia with her girlfriend in 2019 at pride in cologne :D (her girlfriend's sign says "nazis out", btw)

chicken time :)

i made a new friend :)

he's about 3 meter long and his name is asparagus :3

nonsexual nudity under the cut

the visionnn:

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

gay ppl

not exactly what was described but,, i couldn't get motivational "hang in there!" poster with simon "little pink skeleton of a man" fairchild out of my head for a few hours until i caved

Cursed thought I just had: Simon Fairchild with a "hang in there!" poster.

It’s a traditional one where he’s hanging there on a tree, but like the background is just an endless sky. It looks like a painting

(And there’s a nontraditonal one where there’s nothing but a vaugely Simon Fairchild shape reaching out into the darkness with “hang in there!” bolded in the sky)

i've been fucking around with procreate and sketching alot of satosugu these past few days