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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

i am so easily impressed by trees

First time sending hate mail kinda nervous

Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!

“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

Here's some paintings I've done about going to school

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.