Hunter is tiara snapdragon nephew let me explain so when they say you Hunter at a young age and some meeting Tara Snapchat and basically is it getting adopted by her in the base reviewing her more of the family member then the belos so he basically just called him his family member while he calls Tara his auntie so belos takes this'll other chance to manipulate
1) I want to say I am a long time fan of your art I love all of the things you do with the owl house and the wittebanes. You are amazing and you should know.
2) I kinda want all of your Calebs from all your AUs to get together in a room and see which of them is the least traumatized. I think it would be as fun as it is heartbreaking
AW THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
I've got a skit for you, on all my AU Caleb's meeting. It is completely nonsensical and honestly... I have no words. They'd probably all get on each other's nerves.
Here they are:
Timepool AU Caleb
Silly AU Caleb
Happy Modern AU Caleb
Happy Timepool AU Caleb
Puppet Timepool AU Caleb
Gold Tail AU Caleb
It's the annual Caleb Convention, and this year there are even fewer in attendance! Today's session is a discussion of which Caleb has it worse than the rest.
BEFORE THE CONVENTION
Silly Caleb: (To Timepool Caleb) Hey, hey, hey you… Timepool Caleb: Uh? Yes? Silly Caleb: You live on earth, yeah? Timepool Caleb: I do… Silly Caleb: (Whisper) You got the stuff? Timepool Caleb: Pardon? Silly Caleb: (Shifty eyes) Silly Caleb: The Pumpkins. Timepool Caleb: (Facepalms)
DURING THE CONVENTION
Happy Timepool AU Caleb
Oh, trauma? I mean, a lot of us rescued a baby from our elderly younger brother after experiencing the horror of being trapped in a timepool... but I made it back home to my wife, and… I GOT THE APPLE BLOOD. Oh, and I have two beautiful children. Everyone keeps asking if I need to make excuses for why one looks tubbier than the other... They're twins, I swear. Life's going great for me! My babies are also tormenting their Uncle, so no Philip is messing with this family anytime soon.
Silly Caleb: Oooh! So your kids bully Philip too! Nice. Nice.
All Calebs: (Clapping)
Puppet AU Caleb
Puppet Timepool Caleb: …Oh? Me? Life has been a constant struggle. But at least we’re all still together... Right son? Flap?
Hunter & Flapjack: (As puppets) ...
Puppet Timepool Caleb: A-Anyway, I'm starving. The Boiling Isles lacks enough food with all the crumbling infrastructure.
Modern Happy AU Caleb
Modern Happy AU Caleb: My brother went missing a few years ago when we went to the Boiling Isles. Everything else has been great. Supposedly, he returned and met my son, and I am an uncle to a disc… who wants titan blood? I think my horrors are yet to come.
Timepool Caleb
Sitting in the in-between realm flat-out sobbing. That son of a bitch. He killed my family.
Silly AU Caleb
Truly, my life is the greatest. I have a beautiful kid, I get to bully old man Philip all I want, and I got to keep all the apple blood for myself. Everything is just perfect.
Merman Caleb
…At least you all still have legs.
Timepool Caleb: (Sobbing) Silly AU: OG AU Caleb is really killing the vibe. Can you be a little less selfish? Also. (Silly AU Caleb claps his hands.) Silly AU Caleb: Half of you are on Earth, yes? Well, let’s get to business. All Calebs: What? Silly Caleb: I called you all here because I. Need. Pumpkins. If we all work together then my son will finally get to try a delicious pumpkin pie. All Calebs: Y-You mean… All this time Merman Caleb: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! EVEN I MANAGED TO GET HIM PUMPKIN PIE. AND I AM IN THE SEA. Silly AU: Clearly my reality is the direst.
(All the Calebs are getting pumpkins and making pie.)
All the Hunters sitting together.
Puppet Hunter: ...
Happy Timepool AU Hunter (With his Sister): (Devouring pie with no respect)
Timepool Hunter (Mullet kid): F-Flap would have loved this.
Modern Happy AU Hunter (No scars; Earth haircut) I should have expected pie would taste different if it were made in the past and future?
Mer-Hunter: Pie without the salt-water taste. It’s good.
Silly AU Hunter (No scars dot eyes): “Wow, actual pumpkin pie”
Silly AU: I think this is what the book meant by time-travel… and get a shit ton of pumpkins. Timepool Caleb: Are you reading How to Revive your Dead Wife? Silly AU: Yes! Great literature isn’t it? Timepool Caleb: It’s a book from an AU of long ago… where zombies killed some Caleb’s wife. Instead of working, it destroyed every trace of the reality… People ask about Zombie AU Caleb all the time, but he’s gone. Silly AU: Oh, oh, I know all about Zombie AU Caleb. That’s exactly what I’m hoping for. Timepool Caleb: To be wiped from existence? Silly AU: How else do you stop a genocide? By having your world never exist, of course! Timepool Caleb: What about your Hunter? Silly AU: … oh … All the Caleb’s: You’re really the dumb one, aren’t you? Silly AU: Hunter! We are leaving! Grab your pumpkin and let’s go. Timepool Caleb & Puppet Caleb: Not a chance, pal. Silly AU: Oh my, is that Philip Wittebane with another baby grimwalker? All the Caleb’s: GASP. PIP WE SAID STOP.
Happy Modern & MerCaleb: … Nice try. But our Hunter isn’t even a grimwalker. Silly AU: Hehehe, jokes on you fish. I have legs! And you… I heard Philip has let out your disc nephew and he is blaring Baby Shark. MerCaleb and Modern Caleb: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Silly AU: *grabs Puppet Hunter like a ragdoll and runs through the portal. Alright son, we got the pumpkin and…. Puppet Hunter: ... Silly AU Hunter: Oh… uh… Guess we’re doing a bit of a Dadswap. Puppet Timepool Caleb: (Scary emaciated man with big hair flying rage)
Timepool Caleb: This ends now… Modern Caleb: Pushes the reset button. Silly Caleb (wakes up back in his castle) Silly Hunter: “Papa, Papa?” Silly Caleb: “What happened?” Silly Hunter: “Lily says she found one.” Silly Caleb: “Found…” Silly Hunter: “A pumpkin.” Silly Caleb: “Oh… did she?” Silly Hunter: “She says it has your name written on it.” Silly Caleb: (He looks at Lily and the pumpkin.) Pumpkin: “You give the surviving Caleb’s a bad name.” Silly AU Caleb picks up his book How to Revive your Dead Wife. He flips to the next page. It reads. "Infuriate yourself in other realities.
Silly AU Caleb: “Looks like we can make a mighty fine pumpkin pie now.”
"I'm gettin' real fuckin' sick of Vlad Masters, Jazz." Danny hissed his blue eyes almost glowing with his repressed anger.
[Oof, what'd he do now?] Jazz's voice sounded as exhausted over the phone as Danny felt.
"This man, this beast stalked me all the way out to fucking Gotham and then had the audacity, the absolute gall to be upset with me for not following him back to his creepy fucking castle to play out his twisted vision of a Perfect Family. He won't even acknowledge the child he used me to create because she's not the son he wanted. What about what I wanted?!"
[Ugh, he's such a gross creep.] Jazz acknowledged, prompting Danny to continue venting.
"I was fourteen! He tortured me with electricity so he could use me to create her then just fucking rejects her because she's not a boy?! What the fuck is that!? Then I can't even keep her in the house for nearly a year because my fucking parents are such bigots that they would have taken the first opportunity to vivisect her if she slipped in front of them and showed any of her powers." Danny's voice shook there, as though repressing the urge to just burst into stressed tears.
"Then that fucking animal just outs us all to my shitty parents and ruins our lives and nearly gets my daughter killed and then has the fucking balls to decide that that means I no longer have any reason to refuse him! As though I would ever just go along with that monster. He's absolutely deranged! I had to uproot my whole fucking life so I could run out here with Ellie and now I have to fucking move again because this lunatic has hyper-focused on me because my mom hates his guts now and he thinks I can somehow replace her or something?!" Danny was clearly distraught and it tore at Jazz's heart to hear her baby brother so upset.
[Don't worry, Danny. You don't have to move, I've been poking around and I've managed to fenagle a deal with someone. Vlad won't be a problem for much longer.] Jazz soothed gently.
"What? A-are you sure? Who did you make a deal with?" Danny asked stumbling a little over the revelation.
[Well, Ghost-X really wants a rare pelt doesn't he? I can help him get one at the low low price of Vlad Masters.] Jazz explained as gently as though she were soothing Danny from a nightmare. Danny's jaw dropped for a moment, his gut twisting and his heart torn.
"Jazz I...Did you sell out Vlad to Skulker?" Danny asked somewhat faintly, as though he was not completely sure he wanted to know.
[I did no such thing. I merely sold some weapons to a family friend. What happens, happens and is entirely Ghost-X's own choice. Vlad Masters is a monster with more money than sense; money will not save him from the consequences of his own malice forever. There is a price to be paid for making enemies everywhere you go.] Jazz comforted gently, she knew that Danny would trust her decision and excuse her faulty reasoning. After all she would have done the same.
Jazz knew that what she was doing was probably wrong, was cruel and a disproportionate punishment for the crimes committed. Yet it only felt fitting for the man constantly hunting and tormenting the person that she loved above all others to be hunted like a common animal by one of his own previous accomplices. Normally she would have never trusted Skulker with the weapons that her parents had designed and she had stolen, but she had been observing him and the others for long enough to realize that all the ghosts hated Vlad more than they were annoyed by Danny's nosy peacekeeping.
"I...I don't know what to do with that Jazz." Danny sighed pinching the bridge of his nose.
[You don't have to do anything Danny. Just relax and let me help you for once. I'll come to see you and Ellie tomorrow, just focus on Ellie and my visit. Has she been adjusting to the situation okay? I'm sure it was very stressful for her to be subjected to not only Vlad but our parents like that. She's two now isn't she?] Jazz steered his attention gently.
"Y-yeah. Yeah. Luckily she doesn't seem to actually remember Vlad at all and her nightmares are so vague I don't think she remembers Jack and Maddie either. But I think she's lost all her other memories as well, she's so smart but she's also really only two." Danny explained, exhausted but doting.
[I know it must be so difficult to raise her on your own, you're still just a child as well after all. But now that Vlad is out of the way it wouldn't be any more dangerous for me to come live with you to help finally. I'll put in a transfer immediately to Gotham University and I'll be able to help you more directly than just sending money and presents.] Jazz sounded happy, her voice becoming more energetic and excited. [Sam and Tucker will be able to get back into contact with you again too! You don't have to do this alone anymore, I know these past six months have been so hard on you. You'll be able to go back to school!]
"Jazz, it wasn't just Vlad I was hiding from; Jack and Maddie are also still a problem." Danny sighed.
[Tch, they won't be much of a problem anymore after Sam, Tucker, and I completely destroyed their lab and all their bigoted research. They'll be rebuilding for decades and if they dare show up we already know how to counter them.] Danny had never heard Jazz speak so coldly about their parents before, but then their parents had never tried to vivisect Danielle and destroy Danny before.
"...That still leaves the GIW though..." Danny protested somewhat weakly.
[Technus and Tucker have teamed up to completely destroy all their bases and basically cause them to hemorrhage money with no results to speak of. They'll be shut down soon enough.] Jazz sniffed, she didn't even view them as a legitimate threat. [More importantly, when I finally get there we'll get everything in order. You'll go to school and we'll work together to build a better life.]
"Oh, I dunno about school. I do still have to work, I can't just rely on Sam to send me living expenses every month. I feel like dead weight and her parents will have to notice eventually." Danny reasoned.
[It's okay Danny, we can take turns working and going to school. I'm sure we can figure out a balance between taking care of Ellie, school, and working.] Jazz reasoned gently.
"Jazz, that's way too many things all at once. I don't want to leave Ellie alone for too long and even though the Batburger lets me bring her with me to work I doubt that high school is just going to let me bring my two year old daughter with me." Danny reasoned.
[Well, haven't you been repairing things for people on the side? What if I get a job so that you can focus on working from home by building some of your actual inventions instead of just repairing things for people. I'm sure you could make some real money with that portable shield you made. Doesn't Wayne Enterprise provide scholarships for engineering? I really think you could accomplish so much if you just take the chance.] Jazz reasoned.
"I dunno Jazz, I was a C average student and technically dropped out to raise my daughter, I don't think they'd let me have a scholarship or work for them or whatever." Danny refuted.
[If they have any sense they'll realize that choosing your daughter over your education was respectable and they'll know that grades are not a true indication of intelligence. Besides, I would say you did very well given how stressful everything had been for you since the accident, especially with Vlad exasperating the situation by sending people to constantly attack you in some twisted effort to wear you down and make you more pliable to his sick advances.] Jazz spoke of Vlad with the utmost disdain.
"Pfft, sending people to constantly attack and harass me at all hours so that I'd eventually have to seek him out was not among the worst things Vlad ever did to me." Danny huffed with a dark sense of amusement.
[No, but it was still a wretched thing to do and I would take his pelt myself if I could.] Jazz said more coldly than Danny had ever heard. It surprised him a little, though he should have realized how deeply Jazz actually loathed Vlad.
"It'll be fine Jazz. We'll make due...you're coming to live with us and we'll build a better family than the one Jack and Maddie built for us. Thanks for talking with me Sis...I love you." Danny sighed completely drained from everything that happened and the conversation on top.
[Always Little Brother. I love you so much, I'll see you tomorrow.] Jazz spoke warmly, as loving as she had always been towards him.
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Normally Timothy Drake made an effort not to spy on his neighbors. But he was nosy by nature and his neighbor was a teen dad only a year older than his youngest brother Damian Wayne. It was hard not to focus a little more on the sixteen year old Danny Winters, especially since he was always so exhausted. Tim could admit that it probably wasn't his business what led to a sixteen year old living alone in Gotham with a two year old daughter but Tim could never leave a mystery unsolved.
It took him a solid week to find the teen's true identity which was not only concerning but frustrating, especially since he had to bring in Babs to help crack his security open. Someone with massive technical skills was protect him and it only made Tim infinitely more curious. The mystery only deepened when they found that Danny came from some nowhere town that wasn't even on any proper map.
They managed to figure out that he was actually Danny Fenton and after a falling out with his parents he had run away with his baby and had been moving town's fairly frequently until he finally ended up in Gotham. There were inconsistencies and unusual blank spots in his history and travel trail. However, it rapidly became obvious why when the realized that one Vlad Masters was also constantly trailing after him. They could not figure out the connection between them but it was very concerning.
The answers came far too long later, Danny had been living in Gotham for months before an unusually loud and distressed conversation next door grabbed Tim's attention. Tim was only able to hear Danny's side of the conversation given how thin the walls were but it was as enlightening as it was distressing. Tim was not completely sure what was going on but it seemed that Danny's sister had sold out Vlad to someone and was going to move in with Danny.
Tim was not sure what was going on, but Danny was a very sweet and helpful boy. His daughter was adorable and Tim was distressed for them both that some rich old bastard was so viciously focused on them. It made him sick to think about the implications of what he heard and if Tim saw Masters himself he was not sure how he would keep himself from killing the man. He was torn between telling Bruce and telling Jason. Bruce would surely try to get him arrested and reformed or whatever but sometimes...sometimes someone deserved to be sold out to Red Hood.
Danny was just a kid and he'd already been forced into parenthood and far too much trauma and stress. Yeah, the longer Tim stewed over it the more certain he was that this particular case should go to Red Hood. He would make his own call soon; Danny deserved better than whatever shitshow Masters forced him and his daughter into.
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It pleased Jazz more than words could say that she was proven right only a week later and Vlad Masters had become Skulker's most prized taxidermy piece in his cabin. Ember thought it was tacky but justified.
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Ok, so Danny has a space obsession and a protection obsession (I headcanon that as a halfa, Danny has two obsessions like all Halfas do which makes them unique to other ghosts.) and so while he can get his fill protecting people in Amity, he struggles with his space obsession. Sure, he can look up everything he can about space and the stars on the internet. He can stay up until 2 am looking at the stars (who needs sleep? He’s a ghost, he can go days, or even weeks without sleep if he wants, same with a lack of air or food.) but it’s just not enough. He craves to learn more, see more. Just as Dani gets that itch to travel, Danny wonders. What would it be like to see the stars up close? Are they really as hot as a dragons fire breath? Hotter!? Or maybe they are so hot they are cold. What does it look like to see plasma dancing across the surface, or touch the gasses of Jupiter? Does Pluto have ice caves like the far frozen? How many planets are actually out there? What about Mars. There’s a whole species living there with a language and culture Danny can’t even fathom! Oh what he wouldn’t give to talk with martian manhunter or Superman.
And what’s stopping him from exploring this? He can fly. He doesn’t need air. He can go intangible if it gets too hot and he’s practically immune to the cold. He wants to touch a space rock! See if they are smooth because there is no wind or earth to rub against them and erode the surface. He wants to see what planets they come from. What minerals they might have. He wants to know if there are currents in space. All of these things are right there just above the atmosphere. Surely it couldn’t hurt to take a quick peek. So he does. During a particularly bad day Danny flies as fast as he can until the earth’s gravity looses its effects. Until his hair is floating as of it’s in water even more than normal. Until he can feel when breathing no longer became a choice (still not necessary though). And it…was beautiful. To be surrounded by space. To see the earth like this. Pictures just didn’t do it Justice. He flew across the solar system and as he passed planets, he longed to fly through them. To search every crevice and learn their secrets. But he had a bigger prize in mind at the moment. The crown jewel of their universe. The closest star he could find. The sun.
Danny was mesmerized. The plasma really did dance across the surface. Like a never ending performance of science and beauty. There were sparks that few in arcs. Danny flew down and played in them, making a game to see how many he could fly under. His ghost core purred in delight. His obsession had never been more satisfied. He spent hours out there. Just exploring what his solar system had to offer. So when he returned? He couldn’t just forget. Pictures and online science theories had nothing on the real thing. He wanted to explore some more. So he did. Every night he would go out and explore the cosmos. Flying from planet to planet. (Either the Martians were still around and Danny made friends with them, even learning their language, or he just looks at their ruins to learn as much as he can). And with both obsessions now being filled, Danny is more settled. More confident. And he can focus better. Everyone notices the change, even his teachers. They just think that he’s paying more attention to his education now. He’s even better during his ghost fights.
But Danny can fly awfully fast. And he soaks up information even faster. Soon his trips take longer and longer as he flies further out. Sometimes he can barely make it back in time for school. And he can't go every night. Sometimes the ghosts won’t wait for daytime so he has to make sure the town will be safe in his absence. Although he’s been able to take more trips ever since Valerie joined the vigilante ranks. But still, he’s getting farther and farther from earth each night. Until one day he’s visited every planet, every star, every comet or debris in their solar system. Which would be fine. He could deal with that if that was all there was. But it wasn’t. Danny saw the stars just out of reach. He saw places the Milky Way was leaning towards. He saw just the barest hints of new solar systems with new planets and stars. And he knew of legends from lanterns that they had posted online. Heard tales from some scientists that have made better telescopes. And his core itches. It aches to know more. See more. Yet he can't go further. And this puts him in a sort of depression. Suddenly he’s back to his old self. Lagging behind. Distracted. Zoning out. Crashing into a few more buildings during ghost attacks. Yet he tries so hard to be satisfied with what he has. He can still fulfill his obsession…it’s just more like chewing on a granola bar rather than eating a decent meal. He’s almost becoming lethargic.
So one day he goes to Frostbite to see if there’s anything he can do to lessen the effects. But the yeti just takes one look at him and gives him the infimap. And suddenly Danny is in a whole new universe in seconds. The planets are purple. The stars are blue. He’s pretty sure there are furry blob-like creatures living on one of those planets. And suddenly he gets that itch, but holding the infimap, he knows he had time, so he lets himself go.
And for a while it’s good. great even. Since he can’t keep asking the yetis for the infimap, he goes over to Wulf to see if he’s up for an adventure. Most of the time he is and they go exploring the galaxies together. And then Wulf had the genius idea of teaching Danny how to make portals. It took a long time but soon, he could concentrate the surrounding ectoplasm enough to weaken it and pull. It took a while since Danny didn’t have ecto claws and would have to use his pure will. But this would allow him to follow his obsession anytime, anywhere. So it was only a matter of time. And once he figured it out? It was like something was unlocked. Danny had never before understood how Ellie could travel so much. But now he did. That feeling when you discover something new. When you add to your reservoir of knowledge. When the patterns in the universe just click. There is nothing Danny could compare it to. And to explore that whenever he wanted? It was so freeing. While Wulf sometimes still joined Danny’s adventures, Danny did most of his explorations by himself.
He meets various planets and aliens. So many different cultures. He learns thousands of languages. Tries all kinds of foods (and it’s a good thing his ghost self has an iron stomach and he’s basically poison resistant.) even found a whole comet where blood blossoms grew. (Which he most definitely avoided). And wasn’t that fascinating? To find out they were from space.
And then during his travels one day he met a space alien starfish.
It was actually a funny story. A meteor shower was about to attack a planet of talking blue monkey creatures with 4 arms. Danny immediately started diverting them and was soon joined by some lantern corps (which his inner fanboy wanted to talk to so bad.). And a tiny starfish in a…Robin uniform? Oh and the starfish could apparently do martial arts which was interesting to watch him karate chop a meteor. He could also talk directly into Danny’s head which the halfa found more interesting. So they got to talking and apparently his name was Jarro. He seemed to be helping the lantern corps as a ‘proxy from earth’ to make better use of his skills.
Danny would run into Jarro a few more times. Sometimes he was with Lanterns and sometimes he would just be exploring the galaxies. They started forming a pretty strong friendship and Danny would start seeking out the starfish alien to travel with him. He knew all kinds of space facts. Apparently he had an eidetic memory. When they explored, sometimes Jarro would just stick to part of Danny. Wrapped around his arm, his waist, sometimes just sticking to his back like a strange backpack. But they always had fun.
So Danny was happy. He could fulfill both obsessions and got a space pal. Everything was great!
Until the GIW caught him.
It would probably be the worst day of his life. There was an explosion in the lab. Something set up by them after they realized Danny frequented that place often. So they set a trap and blew it up. Thankfully, Jazz was at college during this but both his parents were home. When the explosion went off, Danny had tried putting a Barrier around them all. It took everything he had to maintain it. That’s how they found out he was phantom. Danny had a few moments where his parents said they accepted him but he couldn’t hold the barrier for long. His parents said that they loved him and then everything went green. He woke up in a lab, tired and injured. His only saving grace being that he remained in phantom form. And he was determined to remain so.
Danny’s time at the GIW was a haze but eventually, he managed to escape. Bleeding, and tired, and still recovering from the burns in the explosion, Danny made a portal straight to Amity. Only when he got there, it was a ghost town. Streets were empty, buildings were boarded up. Even the Nasty Burger was deserted. As for his house, there was nothing but a crater left and some scattered debris. Danny looked everywhere but there was no one. No Jazz. No Sam. No Tucker. No one. and he was tired. And everything hurt, and he needed a friend. Someone he could trust. So in a daze he made a portal and tried to just project safe. Safe safe safe. Somewhere he knew he would be protected. And so Jarro got a surprise when his space buddy suddenly popped out of a green portal, bleeding green and clearly passed out. He didn't know what to do. He didn’t know how to help him. But Jarro knew someone who would.
So with a speed never before seen from a tiny starfish, he flew to earth. Bringing his friend straight to his father. Because surely batman could help!
And with his appearance, the green blood, the knowledge of space facts. The lack of wanting to talk about where he came from (and the nightmares crying out for his parents). This is how the bats became convinced that Jarro brought them an injured alien.
Viewer digression is advised.
Isabela:
* Haha get fucked
* Her gift is one of the most versatile
* You either get hit by a cactus
* Or get the WORSE allergies in existence
* Pre-Isa would scold you to the point that YOU will cry
* If your the reason Mirabel has a bruise on her face
* I suggest you beg for forgiveness
* She will make sure you die painfully as possible
* She might strangle you with a vine and break a bone
* That’s just pre movie Isa
* Post??? Not even the priest could save you
* That Isabela will summon the most dangerous plants to harm you while laughing
Dolores:
* Why?
* That’s the question being asked
* Dolores heard everything
* She would make sure in the span of 1 hour
* Your reputation in the Encanto is done for sure
* You will be treated worse than Bruno and his bad luck
* You would be grateful if your family didn’t kick you out onto the streets
* If you did hurt Mirabel then everyone will know
* You can’t escape; La familia Madrigal is hunting you
* Better leave the Encanto quickly…
Luisa:
* NO
* DONT PLEASE
* You are messing with the strongest person in town little sister and made her cry
* Apologize to both of them
* To Mirabel for making her cry
* To Luisa for making Mirabel cry
* Now if you hurt Mirabel say goodbye bones
* You hit her with your hand, you can’t use your hand anymore
* Kick her? Bye bye legs
* It’s a one way ticket outside the Encanto. How?
* She will pick you up and throw you over the mountains
* Can you fly…
Camilo:
* Sike
* Say sike, right now
* The Jokester has now become the Joker
* As the fandom has seen in the movie Camilo is very gentle with Mirabel
* Which is great for her and not for the person who made her cry
* I don’t expect Camilo to shift into anyone
* It’s a straight up beat that ass in true form kind of thing
* If you made her cry don’t expect anything else to happen but for Camilo to make you cry back
* He and Isabela are tied at being the one with the most vocabulary
* If you bruise her? You: Jason Todd, Him: Joker with the crowbar (too soon?)
* He would punch you in the face
* He’s a one hit wonder, One swing and it’s lights out for you
Antonio:
* It’s cute, you might think he is the weakest but no
* If it’s pre gifted Antonio, he might just take Mirabel back to Casita
* After calling you a bully
* Comforting Mirabel in their room
* If you hurt her he can’t do anything
* Mirabel would also take it, if it means protecting him
* However he would leave and tell his Mami what happened
* Then he would tell the rest of the family
* Which means the entire family is about to rain hell on you
* If this is gifted Antonio, don’t even try
* His animal friends will attack you.
* If you hurt Mirabel any form of way-
* You know Parce is getting hungry
Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.
I made something traditional for once. ^^
Don't steal or repost, please.
This post is a goldmine of great doodle ideas!!
she’s also a lesbian <333
I'm sorry to ask this but I really have been thinking about a good Danny who joins the Original Teen Titans au teenage dad/mom Danny like just imagine all the teen Titans are just hanging out with each other you know Raven reading, Starfire being her bubbly self, Cyborg and Beast Boy playing video games while Robin and Phantom are just sitting there talking and like Robin says oh yeah we have a meeting tomorrow Justice League. Danny just goes oh I can't make it to that I have to take my kids to go visit the bastard. The entire room is about to lose their marbles fitting out one of their team members it's a teen dad. Danny doesn't even explain he just gets up and leaves the room to go to his children and get their stuff back. The next day dick is just stressing to Batman and what to do when one of your teammates is a teenage parent
Lol, the implications of "The Bastard" alone are horrifying. Robin would not assume Older Man at first. But this would also explain to the Titans why Danny doesn't ever stay overnight in his room at the tower and has Working Hours. He goes home to his kids! He's raising children!!
Starfire is pretty excited and wants to meet them. (though she did NOT miss that Danny was far too young to be a parent) She probably pleads with him to bring the babies for a visit. Beast Boy and Cyborg probably take it almost as well as Starfire, though Cyborg can't help but wonder why Phantom of all people is calling someone a Bastard; the guy must be a complete tool kit for Phantom to hold such spite against him, he's pretty forgiving after a bit of mischief after all.
Raven and Robin probably take the news the least well amongst them, their minds going to very dark places. Raven and Robin are definitely curious and suspicious about who "The Bastard" is. Raven goes the route of asking directly while Robin goes the route of trying to dig into Phantom's history and wondering how a ghost gets pregnant. Raven had to explain to him that gender is a construct for ghosts and pregnancy doesn't really work the same as with humans, though there are times where it can be similar at least.
Now, I don't know if in this particular instance Raven knows that Phantom is a halfa and thus half human, or if she also thinks he's full ghost and thus would have created some neverborns with someone. Though neverborns are almost never an accident so it's unusual to have an unwanted partner that one procreates with. I'm also unsure if Danny would be trans or cis in this version for maximum Vlad Fucked Up And Is Getting His Ass Kicked.
Of course because Danny has no filter and doesn't really have a measure of what is Acceptable and Normal the second Raven or the others ask him questions directly he's answering them off handedly and not really putting together why they're so horrified that his Arch Nemesis who is decades older than him forced him to create children so that he could have "The Perfect Son".
He definitely brings his babies for a visit though. He's more than happy to show off his darling babies!!
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