Waterfowl Dance-Off

pls rb for a larger sample size c:

today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

can’t stop thinking about them

Today, I’m in the Lands Between at the famous Prawn Shack. Let’s see what the locals get a taste of - mmm! Marika’s tits. That’s delicious. Amazing. And all these prawn are locally sourced? Dastardly buggers, they are. Doubt those were easy to get… Look at the size of em! Brilliant.

Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

Remember.