Lemon Shark 🍋🦈

Caption: [ (laughing) I don’t have unrealistic expectations. All I’m trying to say, is when will a gorgeous couple who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me to their formerly beautiful mansion now in a state of disrepair? And serve a lavish meal that they barely pick at while they sip on dry red wine? And then trade compliments with me borderline salaciously. And then it starts to rain and one of them goes, “It’s getting very late. You really must stay for the night”. And I do! Stay for the night. And if the implication isn’t clear, I then- I then get railed.]

PASSION. WORSHIP. INFATUATION.

I'LL KILL YOU.

THIS IS HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE.

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

Mechamancer 🤖🎅🌼

I sometimes wonder if I should just post. Put words online. Say some shit. Have thoughts on main. Put myself in the public forum. Scream into the void type beat. Show a little vulnerability. Be Perceived.

...Guess my brain's just not wired to do that on the regular.

I saw a post the other day about how difficult mindfulness meditation can be, especially for people who are neurodivergent, and OP was frustrated that their therapist never recommended anything else. There are many opportunities to bring mindfulness, focus, and intention to activities you already like! Learning about flow state has been a real eye-opener for me.

is anyone else at their fucking limit?