[Constellation Bored Anarchist Is Looking At You!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beams]

[sure! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' also shyly asks if they can pet Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' with hopeful eyes]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

I'm surprised that cale's weak ass noodle arms are strong enough to hold him

raon growing up.....

big dog who still thinks he's a lap dog

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is snickering]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' should go take a nap if his really that exhausted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has recorded the whole thing]

reaction . Now . I will be the bane of u

cred to @/d0gtoothjones on tumblr

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shook their head]

[they're actually pretty separated ( ‘-ωก̀ )]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' snickers]

[so distrusting tho I suppose it's only natural what with the things you have to deal with (⁠ツ⁠)]

[but like I said you don't have to worry too much about me meddling with your precious people I already have my own little worlds to play with (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[plus your world's god of death would be pretty upset with me if I did and I'd rather not end up in conflict with other higher beings especially ones not from my own world those are rather annoying to deal with ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' deflated]

[awwww (◞‸ლ)]

[maybe try burning them with a flamethrower? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes they can help you with the game but alas they too don't know how to play]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says the coins are for emotional support!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes you good luck!]

Thank you for the coins, but I don't think they can help me with this-

He's so majestic I can't-

Goldie gramp, I hereby declare that you are my newest obsession.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to know what your favorite creature is!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' celebrates]

[here you go! I hope it's not too small (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[I can give you a bigger one if that's what you need (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods]

[I guess that's true (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[you think we should end the date here? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?