[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Looks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' Up And Down]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' rubbed their cheek against you]

[I still think you're pretty cute even as a human ꒰⌯͒•ɷ•⌯͒꒱]

[tho you're more silly than cute ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is once again burying their face in your plushie head if they were a cat they would be making loud purring noises]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

It would be so funny if someone wrote this from the fan's pov and we just see them going crazy with conspiracy theories about who this mystery guy could be

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' will try their best not to kill but wonders if maiming is allowed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is using a hand blender to blend all the ingredients in the pot together]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is congratulating Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if there'll be a baby shower?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has something to announce!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is with child!]

I- Huh??

(He looks super confused.)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is vibrating in happiness at having their message read]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is doing their best to not squeal as to not frighten you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks you are adorable]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they're just a random reader with dyslexia that reads worlds like story books always observing never interfering]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring at you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[ The Constellation 'Oldest Dream' is sweating under the intense stare ]

C-can you... not?

[ The Constellation 'Oldest Dream' admits he can't sleep when looked at ]

I woke up earlier than expected... I thought it would be at least a month...

...Um, so...

Who are you? None of these Constellations were in the TWSA... How weird...

[ The Constellation 'Oldest Dream' wonders if his messages are easy to read for The Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head in question]

[meridians? What's that? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

I'm now in love with this headcanon (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit embarrassed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is glad you like the gift]

[a new constellation has entered the channel]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[hi!!! You probably don't know me but I frequent the other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' 's channel sometimes nice to meet you! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[it's my first time interacting with you so apologies if I'm a bit much (⁠^▽^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ]

[anyways! Since I gave this to the other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' I figured that it's only fair if I give it to you too! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

[happy belated birthday! Hope this drawing isn't too sloppy (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)]

No, I do know you since I visit the other me 's blog often.

Thank you for the gift.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts but let it be]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask how does society work here?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

! SPOILERS FOR WELCOME TO DEMON SCHOOL IRUMA KUN CH.390!

THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS I CAN'T-