I Think You're Asking Too Much Of Him Joonghyuk (- – -;⁠)⁠ゞ

Spotify revoked my listening rights

I'm now in love with this headcanon (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they saw Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' getting flustered when being asked about liking Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and thinks that should at least count for something]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they had just seen the stuff about Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' and thinks that this is the start of a beautiful love story]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will the relationship be official]

(He immediately turns a bright red, looking away.)

Relationship?? We're not going to date, I'm sure he wouldn't date someone like me anyway-

Self-love at it's finest y'all

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[ye let's go! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is vibrating with excitement]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[not complaining just confused]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looking at the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' seemed to be smiling eerily]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks at Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' with an innocent face]

[you think I should incarnate? (?・・)σ]

[after all I haven't had a tomato dish in awhile and my incarnation isn't here to reprimand me! ^v^]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is already picking out which knife to use and sharpening them happily while humming]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is feeling rarely giddy]

( weird ass Eldritch tomato is shying away from the constellation, Random Dyslexic Reader,)

stay away from me. Pls

SCREECHHHHHHH

( insert shot of tomato floating in a defensive position)

(He just seems relieved the tomato is no longer focused on him.)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sticks their tongue out at Incarnation 'Cale Henituse']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers and happily noms on the orange]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

I'm surprised that cale's weak ass noodle arms are strong enough to hold him

raon growing up.....

big dog who still thinks he's a lap dog