Who Tf Gave Him Drugs Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled sheepishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they do actually have better things that they need to do but would much rather watch a silly little man do silly little things]

There's been so many new constellations appearing here recently.. Do you all have nothing better to do?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looking at the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' seemed to be smiling eerily]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks at Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' with an innocent face]

[you think I should incarnate? (?・・)σ]

[after all I haven't had a tomato dish in awhile and my incarnation isn't here to reprimand me! ^v^]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is already picking out which knife to use and sharpening them happily while humming]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is feeling rarely giddy]

( weird ass Eldritch tomato is shying away from the constellation, Random Dyslexic Reader,)

stay away from me. Pls

SCREECHHHHHHH

( insert shot of tomato floating in a defensive position)

(He just seems relieved the tomato is no longer focused on him.)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask you said you are an immortal but not a god does that mean there are gods in this world?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

Introduced alien stage to my mom today she liked it (' ⁠ω⁠ ')

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is deflating in sadness]

[why not? ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

I finally finished it yay!

Drawing process below!

Oh my God it does Σ(゜゜)

gives the same energy as those historical romance manhwa covers with the fl squished between two mls

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that that seems cool!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

This would make for such an interesting fanfic

An Idea Orv x TCF

yoo joonghyuk as Choi Han

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers in joy]

[how is it? Is it good? Bad? I didn't overcook the eggs did I? Is it too salty? I hope not I only added a little bit of salt did I leave any eggshells in there? (⁠´>﹏<`⁠；⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is fidgeting]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?